I think that it's terrible
That nobody cares that Farrah Fawcett died yesterday. They only care about this Michael Jackson person!

Shame on them, the world has lost another sexy lady!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:40, 34 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Yes, quite right.
Poor Farrah. Cancer of the arse, too. Not a nice way to go.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Yeah, that's nasty...
...why Fawcett? Why not someone more deserving, like Hazel Blears or Piers Morgan?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Or even
Mr Broon himself?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Seriously
she really wasn't so sexy the last few years, so no great loss.

However Al summed it up best: Fawcett is in heaven wiffout da rest of da angles.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Well, Michael Jackson
wasn't so good an entertainer in the last few years either. So no great loss there, then, by that logic.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:45, Reply)

But he was going to do a comeback
she was going to be with the angles
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:46, Reply)

His comeback was going to be shit
because, as has been proved by his snuffing it, he wasn't in particularly good shape.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:49, Reply)

He was making the effort
all she did was lie around being all cancerous and dying. He fucking tried man. And now he's gone to be wif da angles
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I feel bad for being mean now.
I actually go told off this morning, the news came on and we both went "gosh" and "golly" and other such middle class expressions of surprise.

Mrs al said it was really sad, I commented that I wasn't desperately unhappy that a paedophile was dead and she told me off.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)

I feel a little bad because I saw him on the Bad tour when I was 10 and it was still the best gig I've ever been to
he knew how to put on a show - probably how he charmed so many kids into bed with him.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:58, Reply)

It's a skill, true.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Your secret is Party Rings and Doctor Pepper

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:07, Reply)

and tranquillisers

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Tommy Cooper's best performace was his last one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Cancer
Does that to people, I still remember her from Charlie's Angels though.

I missed Al's one, it made me laugh a bit.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:46, Reply)

You're showing your age, Dok Minge
But of course, you're so old you can remember when Michael Jackson was black.

And alive.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Nobody cares that Jeff Goldblum's died either!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Because it's a hoax you twat

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:45, Reply)

I know.
You guys spoil all my fun.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:47, Reply)

That's because he hasn't.
Duurrrr!
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Oh man, I would totally tap that, yeah' man, bitch would get it, yougetme? yougetme? Haha, yeah'.
I swarez to ya' bruv, girl into all kinds of freeky shit, I swarez, roleplay and all that. You reckon she would be up for a bit of that? I deeeefffoooo reckon she'ld be up for that. I know Al, V, TGB and Leters would be up for that kind of shit, ya' get me, all that kind of dress up shit, i'll all be like "Yo' bitches, I'm Marty McFly, and I'm going to the future for the second time, so it's like I am goin' Back. Check this shit out yo', flyin' Hoverboard ! Yeah' boi !" and then Al will be all like "YEES BRUV ! YEAH' BOI ! YAGETSME? Me and me bredwin Letters here be like Torval and Dean, ain't that right letters?" and she'll come up with the bare jokes sayin' all shit like "Yeah' mahn, we goes figure skatin' and people don't think we're pumpin' but we totally are man". Then V and Fawcett will be like "RARE BLUD, hahah, safe man, we be like Barny Grumble and That Ginger Female One, haha, yagetsme boi? yahknows-what-i-is-sayin'? We like totally havin' an affair".

And then we'll all be like "Reah' blud', bear jokes, this roleplay shit is well safe, but I have NOES idea where gonz is goin' with this.".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Yeah, I'm gonna have to decline your polite offer and set INTERNETLAWYERMAN on you if you persist in this line of harrassment.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)

He's got a class action going on at the moment that you can join in on....
"Gonz vs Female Population of Earth".

It's ok though, i've got the SUPREAM JUDGE OF THE COURTS OF JUSTESTS OF BARNET, LONDON, ENGLAND, UNITED KINGDOM, EUROPE, EARTH, MILKY WAY, UNIVERSE and UNKOWN SPACE... in my pocket.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Is this English?
I recognise the letters, but those aren't words.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)

I think you might be more 'hip-replacement' rather than 'hip-cool'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Quite possible.
Damn my early-onset arthritis.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:01, Reply)

I like this
like J K Rowling for the next generation.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)

I once saw a hip-hop version of some shakespear play, it was quite good.
I should re-write some shakespear stuff.

One day I'll open up a series of twitter accounts and make a script to send out the whole of Romeo and Julliet in Twitter form.

Julliet: @Romeo Is that you outside?
Romeo: @Julliet Yeah', look out the window
Julliet: Oh @Romeo, @romeo, where for art thy @romeo
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:07, Reply)

This is my favourite post of the day.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Nobody is more 'street' than me =)
I grew up on the rough side of Cockfosters.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)

did your Cockfosters do that precum thing?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)

It's filled with celebratys and tiny buitiques.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Gonz
You are a very strange little man
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:00, Reply)

You have no idea !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)