Who's next? HMMMMMMMMMM................
Jordan, after the fall out from her broken marriage she decides her tits need to be three sizes larger and after surgery her body swells and she explodes.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:13, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Wishes and hopes a little more

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:14, Reply)

I heard Jeff Goldblum
but then apparently that was a hoax.

That would have made me the saddest had that been true.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:29, Reply)

aw I like her
I don't even know her

LETS BE HONEST HERE

I never knew who she was until I started looking at daily mail website
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:30, Reply)

I'd rather that Peter Andre cunt pegged it than her

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:37, Reply)

She's hot.
Well, I don't dig the huge lips.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:47, Reply)

She would be if I wouldn't
be scared her giant norks would explode.
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:48, Reply)

I wonder how hard they are...they're probably just beach balls sewn under her skin.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:49, Reply)

Exactly that.
Probably no give at all *cradles norks and promises them that this will never happen to them*
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:52, Reply)

right, try to imagine gripping them? they probably make that tell tale squeeky noise :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:54, Reply)

I propose an experiment
How fast can you get Jordan to run if you chase her with a pin?

Also, where would you have to blow to reinflate?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:57, Reply)

I have always wanted to stick a pin in Jordan to see what happens.
I imagine silicon would emerge in a fashion similar to the Black Knight's severed limbs.

As for reinflating her... well. Same place as most blow-up dolls, I imagine.

/once found one lying in the street in Italy
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:58, Reply)

It'd be easy to trip her if you think about how large her shoes usually are
I imagine it'd be somewhere near her hip...hmmm....
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:04, Reply)

If you trip her though
She'd bounce straight back up!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:05, Reply)

Punchbag!
The possibilities are endless! Put her feet in lead shoes and punch to your heart's content.
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:08, Reply)

Which lips?
:P
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:50, Reply)

GRIM

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:03, Reply)

*doesn't want to think about Jordan's flaps*

( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:03, Reply)

Billowing frantically like a half-opened parachute

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:04, Reply)

aw, she just gets a bad rap

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:07, Reply)

I did use to enjoy Jordan and Peter
in the same way that I enjoyed The Osbournes :) lovely lovely trash TV.
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:13, Reply)

I've never seen any of it.
The extent of my brit tv reaches the graham norton show and top gear
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:19, Reply)

Norton is a twat.

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:20, Reply)

*gasp*
whaaaaaaat?!

I actually hear that a lot but I love his show so ya know, whatever
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:24, Reply)

Well, I suppose I used to think he was OK.
I guess I'm just tired of it now, so I can see the appeal for people who haven't watched him for years.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:29, Reply)

I loves Top Gear.
Clarkson is all of the win.
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:25, Reply)