Shhhhh!
He hasn't realised yet!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:19, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I want a B3tan of my own so I can steal their profile and tell everyone how wonderful I am : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

I'd rather have a b3tan who does that for me
but I'm off b3tans at the moment
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

To be fari
I have rather done well with this particualr b3tan.

That's not to say that other be3tans aren't good - I've met and dated a few and they've all been lovely in thier own way...but this one cleans up after himself and after me too...so he wins.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

I might have had bad luck with one but it hasn't put me off.

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

I've had several now and they've put me off b3tan dating

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

I'm going for quality rather than quantity : )
*meow*
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)

Made your way through all of them and come to the conclusion that they're all the ones in the wrong?
bless.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Hahaha!
Gonz, you are mean.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Well not all, but a representative sampling sure ,p

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Yeah', I bet you took plenty of 'samples', scientific research o'course.
You've probably got a little book like a mob's accountant, compairing each one.

... or at least you should do, because you're all in theirs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Gone to far?
*winces as Becky knees Gonzo in the groin*
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:49, Reply)

I think so, oh god, I fail at trolling, troller's remorse =((((

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Blousie, that's the spirit!
My spirit this evening is rum:)

*noms*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Have you meet Dok?
He's well tasty.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

He's a bit slow, isn't he?
But we love him anyway.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)

He's just got out of the shower
and he's got the sadface....

He wants his laptop back.

Bugger.

He's promised me more wine.

I'm turnign it down becasue I know my limits.

I know I'm a woman and I shouldn only discuss kittens and not the gold standard (retro joke from Harry Enfield!)
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

Haha!
The one with, "This is a woman's brain" and lots of squiggly lines?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Yes
that's me that is.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Blimey
When Harry Enfield was funny! Nostalgia!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

I just wonder what revenge he'll exact when he does find out

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)

Heeeheeeheeheeeh
I shoud be so lucky!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, Reply)