Ranty McRantRant
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:44, 10 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Fucking jesus christ, fucking drivers are fucking pricks to fucking night. Fuck right off, cunt.
Moaning and bitching, shouting at me because they've only made X amount, the fucking prick did a Heathrow there and back and still hasn't made enough money, fucking twat, "I only work weekends, how can I make enough money?", well, by working more hours, what the fuck do you want, all the good jobs? Fucking prick, fuck right off.

And fucking customers, "If there is 6 of you, I can do it in one, if there are more, then I have to do it in two cars, how many are you?... Ok, I shall send one car", then the driver screams and shouts at me because there are 7, and the stupid little bitch lies about it. Fuck right off, you cunt, I don't care if you've just pulled a hawtie and you want to get your knickers wet for the first time in, oh, three days when you heard Black Eyed Peas are going on tour. You're a lier, and yes, your parents are disapointed in your Club 18 30 home video.

And stupid fucking drivers "accidently" picking up the wrong one, ohh, your one was going 'round the corner and you picked up the one going to central london? Twice in one night? Fuck right off, you're a theif, nothing but a theif, you've done this a few nights now and fuck off, I'm personaly going to log you off. Go Home, fucking prick.

And drivers who get a job, don't like it, wait five minuites, pretend they've picked up the customer, and clear it.... you can fuck off too, you're eaither working or not, twats. Fucking. Twats.

And drivers, speak to me like shit? There is a queue to join this office, we can replace you in an instant. There's no one here who works my hours who can take the jobs as quick or acreate than me.

//end rant//

Ok, lovely. It's good to say on here what I wouldn't say out loud.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:45, Reply)

You should say this out load.
And film it. Then put it on YouTube. Then relax as you sit on your private island, having successfully duped us all aagain.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:52, Reply)

And now a fucking prick of a driver went home, after telling me he'll do the job, so the customer is waiting around.... on a fucking amazing job.
I was speaking with him, he told me he would do it, why didn't he just tell me? Because he's a prick, what's the fucking point?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:59, Reply)

because they like winding you up.
maybe go have a few beers and calm down?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:32, Reply)

Blimey...
Gonz is angry tonight.

*afears*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:47, Reply)

oh golly.
want me to bash someone for you gonzy?

/fears the anger.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:53, Reply)

hmmm. this is the most lucid I've been for three days,
yet I can feel my back throbbing. Back onto the drugs!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:55, Reply)

Arghh!
It awakes! Quickly, the tranquilisers!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:57, Reply)

they're not tranqs they're antiinflammatory drugs
and bloody oath they do a good job. Okay. now I have to get up.

uugggh don't want to get up.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:58, Reply)

This all sounds awfully familiar...

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:15, Reply)