Okay, Jacko's dead. allegedly. which is good enough, i guess. but my question is this...
Which celeb would you have swap places with him. and why?
i'd go for timmy mallet, or maybe the chuckle brothers. why? cos jacko the paedo is probably less of a threat to humankind than either of them.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:09, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hmmmmmmmm
Probably Paris Hilton.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:18, Reply)

and why???
is she a threat? i think she's mainly harmless ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)

she is the most vacuous, airheaded, stereotypical image of a woman out there and I despise her,
she acts like she's top shit and lives off her daddy's money and she's never had to work properly ever. She's one of the dumbest people out there and it frightens me that she could breed.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

it is our duty as intelligent peoples to pity all the dumb animals. they have rights too...
achly, bollox to that! the dopey tart can die!!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

I'll take
George Bests sprog. For being unbelievably smug.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)

i've just wiki'd calum best and he seems like a wanker.
so you can have that one!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:27, Reply)

If he was still alive
I'd have taken George Best himself. He should never have had that transplant; it should have gone to someone who was actually capable of followiung the rules.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:32, Reply)

damned right HP.
couldn't agree more. just like smokers who won't give up smoking but twine about getting bronchitis...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I know that you aren't a celebrity
but based on the quality of this post, I'd happily exchange your shitty life for the life of the king of pop, entertainer to millions.
( WormuIus, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Another witty and charming reply from Wormulus again I see. *sarcasms*
You're nothing if not consistent.
( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:19, Reply)

my dear wormulus...
that really wasn't very nice.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Bruce Forsythe
He's a nasty sexist little man and anything that involves dancing with sequins needs to be stopped - unless Baz Luhrmann is doing it.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:26, Reply)

what about hugh jackman in sequins, dancing?
I'd pay to see that.
But I've never heard of this Bruce fellow.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Hugh Jackman I can forgive ANYTHING.
Even sequins. Nom nom nom.
( Maladicta, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:05, Reply)

hello my pretty,
how's you?
/hugs fluffily
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Most fluffeh thank you :)
Going to Paris for the day on Wednesday with work and in Aug for a holiday if I can sort the trains and hotel out!

/hugs fluffily and squishily
( Maladicta, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

sounds goodly!
now if you'll excuse me - I'm off with the fairies to the land of nod. Ta ta all!
x
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:27, Reply)

It will be :) I'm on a service personality trip so people will be coming to chat to us about their journey!
Aug will be wonderful too!

Night night x
( Maladicta, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:31, Reply)