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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Too late for you my dear
If he hasn't smarmed onto you enough then he's not going to now.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
:(
I guess he must have realised that I'm just not that kind of girl.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)
Who the hell are you kidding
You're the kind of girl that Ed finds creepy, scary and dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:58, Reply)
and I thought you'd be responding
to my "only cock can cure me now" comment. Your loss, dollface.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:59, Reply)
Nah
I know that you have a metaphorical spring between your knees and get enough fetid cock in a week to last a normal person a lifetime.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:01, Reply)
don't be so hard on yourself,
it didn't seem that fetid.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:02, Reply)
That was such a weak response
You're losing your touch in your old age (In more ways than one).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:04, Reply)
I can't keep it up for very long.
Much like you.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:06, Reply)
/bites knuckles to keep from laughing
ms CHCB! that was meeeeeeeeeeeean.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:11, Reply)
It's not my fault she's so unattractive
Fucking with my eyes closed only helps so much as her old, leathery skin feels disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:15, Reply)
Saucer of Milk Catface?!
:P
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:16, Reply)
Not just yet
I need to go eat some grass now that CHCB has let me go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:17, Reply)
try hemlock.
Same emetic effect but slightly more lethal.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:18, Reply)
a bulimic cat, excellent.
:(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:19, Reply)
No no no
The things CHCB forces me to do make me feel awfully sick so I find it best to just get it over and done with.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:20, Reply)
do they leave a bad taste in your mouth?
(why am I even bothering to set you up for these gags?)
(and yes, you can pun on the word gags too)
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:24, Reply)
you were actually fucking the couch.
I'd given up on your intolerably unskilled thrusting and had gone for a nice cup of tea and a party ring.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:18, Reply)
Says a lot about you
That I couldn't tell the difference...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:19, Reply)
Says a lot about you
that you didn't stop
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:20, Reply)
What can I say
It was more satisfying that you'd have been.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:21, Reply)
same applies to the tea and the party ring

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:22, Reply)

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