I am angry. Proper, shaking, angry.
For fucks sake. Angry rant in the replies.

Al, TGB, if you're going to be cunts, then please just fuck off. really not in the mood for your spitefulness at the moment.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 7:05, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

GARGH!
Jesus fucking christ how difficult is it to get into your fucking head you small man??? I can't make your stupid fucking RSA appointments because you make them for every fucking time I can't get there you cunt! And when I DO my RSA in my own fucking time, I pay my money, it's legally fucking accredited, I get it done, you tell me it's not fucking viable?! Screw you. Seriously. Just screw you. Shut the fuck up - I really don't want to hear your "Oh but we've had problems in the past so you need to come in and do it face to face, and you also need to do this, this and this, oh AND you need to arrange a time when we can observe you in your workplace". Seriously. No offence but you are honestly the worst tafe guidance teacher I've ever had! You shove me my books - give me NO clue as to what I'm supposed to actually be STUDYING, call me up out of the fucking blue THEN tell me there's all this work I'm supposed to have done when you never actually told me there was that component of assessment. Meanwhile I've been twiddling my thumbs and wondering what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing and learning, my BOSS has no idea what he's supposed to be teaching me because you haven't told him what modules to train me in, and you're acting like it's MY fault? I've been trying to get in contact with you for MONTHS and all I get is the occasional "hi how're you going? catch you round." You're the FUCKING TEACHER, you're supposed to TELL me and TEACH me you dumb fucking twit!

For fucks SAKE.
NO. You CANNOT, come in and observe me working this week. I've torn a muscle in my back and I'm not allowed to lift anything. You cannot come in NEXT week either because I'm using up my holiday leave to get my fucking wisdom teeth out. You can come in and observe during term time on a Friday or Saturday night. Not before then, and not any other night because I don't have TIME to work any other nights.
I can NOT make it to tafe sessions after school because this term is my final term before end of year exams - do you honestly have any fucking clue how much homework I have to deal with and how many tutorials I have to go to, to pass my high school classes?! I have twelve weeks to get through 3 areas of study for each subject.
Clearly you've gotten out of touch.
I like to think that I am generally a fairly reasonable person and I can take a lot but I've honestly reached the end of my tether with you! Just fuck off for a bit would you so I don't start screaming all this to your fucking slimy face.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 7:05, Reply)

/deep breaths.
Just ignore that. I have a purring fuzz ball clutched close. I'll be okay. Just needed to get it out of my system.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 7:23, Reply)

Hey!
What are you doing with thos vibrating ear muffs?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:36, Reply)

I've just seen an advert for Toolstation
it's the worst piece of advertising I think I've ever seen. Yes I can understand appealing to the lowest common demoninator of your chosen demographic, and in this instance that's builders and other manual workers, but seriously a bunch of thick sounding people singing THE HOKEY-KOKEY is not an effective advertising strategy. I CANNOT believe you think this is going to get people to go "Oh Toolstation, that's a reliable brand that I can put my trust in and should patronise wiht my custom" I think most people would go "OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS SHIT" and turn their tellys off straight away. And now I have to go out and do a job and get paid money and it's just so DAMNED HOT at the moment and I'm sure I'll get sweaty and quite possibly a bit sunburnt too and I'll probably end up dealing with the sort of people who say to their mates at lunchtime "Oi Bazzer, you see that Toolstation advert, made me proper laugh that did, and that bird behind the counter at the end, I'd proper do her up the shitter and she'd FACKIN love it, you knwo what I'm saying" and Bazzer will probably laugh and spit and make a rude comment about her tits.

for all you haters, I don't need your shit right now, on the internet. I'm too upset to care. And i'm telling the internet right now.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 7:23, Reply)

wow you're a proper cunt aren't you?
I know you're only a meatsock. I don't know who you are - do you feel really big, having to hide behind a meatsock to actually be a cunt to someone?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 7:25, Reply)

I know who it is
and actually believe it in the most part.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 7:39, Reply)

what, the fact that they feel good about having to hide to be a cunt?
If you're going to be a cunt, Cheeseswept or whoever the hell you are, grow a pair and be a cunt as yourself, not as some anonymous cockend.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 7:53, Reply)

This lovely thing
It's called ranting and carthesis. Helps people feel better. You know, people with actual feelings.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:36, Reply)

I would recommend adding
some Valium to that cocktail of pills you are taking.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:23, Reply)

don't need it now.
am calm. very calm. had a rant and then worked on my mother's quilt for a bit. sewing is very relaxing and calming. but I wouldn't have said no earlier.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:29, Reply)

I've got a pair of shorts
that have a hole in them - if you need any more calming, let me know :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:44, Reply)

will do -
incidentally - where's the hole?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:03, Reply)

Right leg from waistband to hem
they're an old (but well loved) pair. I was jumping on my bike for a highspeed ride to Sainsbury's for some trifle and they snagged on the saddle.

:(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Haha!
I love the mental image of an "Emergency Trifle Mission".
This has made my morning.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:26, Reply)

When I get in the mood for trifle
nothing can stop me.

Once when M&S had sold out I bought all the ingredients to make one.

Including a bottle of Sherry.

The total was £23 :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

I bet it was
Mighty-fine trifle though!
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Hahahahhaahahahaha SPASTIC

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:50, Reply)

FUCK YOU

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:00, Reply)

FUCK YOU HARDER BITCH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:07, Reply)

both?
Is it possible to both "grow a pair" AND "be a cunt"?

That would make a cunt with balls. Which would prove a disturbing one night stand.

And if it were possible, would the balls hang below everything else, or just get in the way?

Damn you VC for putting there images in my head!

Hope you feel happier soon :)
( SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:54, Reply)

It'd be
conker-knocking, but without the hassle of having another man.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Is this not why most people have PERSONAL BLOGS instead of venting random shit onto websites and then wondering why they get flack?
Just a thought.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:07, Reply)

MTFU?

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Me?
I'm not the one pitching a hissy fit because I can't control my life
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

How ironic
that you can't see that that's exactly what you're doing. You can't control what people post here. And yet you still try...
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)

It's pointless, self-indulgent shit like this that gets b3ta called a 'chatroom' in the papers.
*yawns*
*waits for the school bell*
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Rrrrrrrr frrrrrrrr frrrrrck's srrrrrrrrrrrke
Mrrrrrrrrrn thrrrrrrr frrrrrck rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
(zombie dave frrrrrrrrrk rrrrrrrrrf yrrrrrrr crrrrrrrntssss, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)

What is this RSA that you speak of?
When I was at school it was a qualification in Computer Literacy. I am guessing this is not the same thing.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)