I am finally in my shed!
I reclaimed an old shed at the bottom of our garden - it was full of crap so I cleared it out last weekend and today I finished painting it inside. I'll post photos when I remember.
Now I can use it as my study (ha!), okay, it's still a shed but now I can have my laptop in there and get some peace and quiet to work...except that the family next door have just bought a huge swimming/paddling pool thing for their small children, it's right next to me in my shed just over the fence and the hose has been running water in there for the last two hours. I can't decide if it's relaxing or I need a pee.

What's slightly perturbing you today?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:12, 23 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

After 25 years of begging, I've finaly convinced my mum to get a water feature in her garden.
Sexface is trying to get me to install a inflateable jacuzzi, but it's not going to happen, unless he wants to pay for the whole thing.

I might get a paddling pool and some deck-chairs, so we can sit around with our feet in the water, that would be awesome.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Deck chairs FTW!
Make sure you've all got knotted hankies on your heads too.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Today...
Just before lunch I managed to slice my finger.
It wouldn't stop bleeding, so I kept sucking on it.
It eventually stopped.
Then my lunch tasted of blood.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

But...but...
doesn't your lunch *always* taste of blood?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Not unless they make it wrong.
Sweet chilli chicken wrap and a bottle of water :\
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

so you've got water running through your study/shed?
I've got a stupid Michael Jackson song stuck in my head and a boss that won't get out of the way of my office door.
I'm about to twat him. *in a bad mood*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Spang that sucker
and do it for great justice
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

*rubs hands together in anticipation*

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Nothing is perturbing me today for I have achieved the dreams of many a middle-aged women.
I have just had a new domestic appliance arrive.

Woo!
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Ooooh!
What you got?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

A fridge.
No more ice-riddled cucumbers for me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Yes
Thay can be painful.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

ha

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

You have no idea : (

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)

I have three projects that I need to have appraised by tomorrow
And I'm still waiting for the fucking applicants to get their fingers out of their collective arses and send me the information I asked them for last week.

Do these people understand the concept of deadlines? Do they actually want to get their hands on your, the British Taxpayer's, cash?

*grumbles*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I'm worried about my chickens overheating
I might put out a tray of water for them to paddle in
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

put icecubes in it. They'll like that.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Good thinking
and with the ice cubes I dont use I can make an awesome gin and tonic
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Brilliant idea!
I'll keep an eye on mine - they look fine at the moment as they're in plenty of shade.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I'm working an old case
The person in charge wants some detailed info asap, after not getting back to me for 6 months. Unfortunately their complete lack of planning is now my immediate crisis.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

I'm looking forward to the video...
... of you shuffling out of the shed, closing the door and declaring "this Week, I are mostly bin' eatin, Bourbon Biscuits"
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Nah!
It would be -

"This week I are mostly bin drinking Chardonnay".
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:14, Reply)

This is a good idea
I think I shall go with...

"This week I have bin mostly eatin' coffee and choccie cookies or chardonnay and brie - dependin' on the time o' day"

"Aaarrr!"

Why I'll have turned into a pirate is beyond me...
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:22, Reply)