Reading textsfromlastnight
I came across this one:

Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.

V... is there something you want to tell us? I'm pretty sure we have had the whole sending people naked pictures of yourself talk
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:22, 63 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I like to gaz pictures
Of my cock to women.
Then I deny it. Because I'm a dangerous fantasist.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

They probably make posters of it
then stick it around town saying "have you seen this man"
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)

most people say yes
but man isn't really the word
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Exactly.
"Übermensch"
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

God, this is NEVER GOING TO GO AWAY
I really don't want to imagine it any more.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Hey,
I'm just keepin' the dream alive.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

*whimpers a bit more*
*paws at inner eye*

Oh titwankingmunchballs I can't find my hair-dressing card. I should be more organised.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

yeah same
is it me or is it just a desperate attempt at trying to get laid
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Isn't it obvious
That the women will go "Oh my GOD look at his magnificent COCK!!!" and promptly assume the position...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Isn't it
|----------------------|
That long?
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

That's about right, what resolution and monitor size you using?
I'm on a netbook here.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

It's a bit thicker though, on this font.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Same length
As TDW's username.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Which position would that be?
There's so many.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Women go
"Oh my GOD look at This magnificent COCK!!!" and promptly assume the position...rolling around on the floor laughing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Don't people know of 1st life?
actually better they didn't know
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

The camera-phone loses 12 inches off the cock..... just sayin', like.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

It's a strange man thing
I never have the urge to send men pictures of my vag.

Or have any men ever recieved random vag pictures?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

the wide-angled lens hasn't been invented yet that would do you justice
;-)

edit: and yes, I have pretty much been sent random vag pictures. or pictures of the woman in question with vag out. and on one occasion a short video clip of them inserting something, or fisting themself, I can't remember which.

I had requested none of these things and I certainly wasn't expecting them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I've actually
arranged for a guy in China to take a picture for me later tonight. He says he can probably only get about 80% in but I think that's the best I'm going to get
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

80%
is certainly not to be scoffed at
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Yup
You really need to stop jamming dragons down there though, I'm getting firey queefs
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I've got to put them somewhere
and the lure of the horde of treasure is too much for them to resist
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Just tell him
To use a fish-eye lens, that should work.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Are we talking about b3ta here?
'cos something tells me that I don't wanna see it.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

A b3tan has sent me pics of her pussy
And I've sent a female b3tan a pic of my cock.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

You're so talking
about cats and roosters because you are the most prudest person I know
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

You are correct
Maybe on both counts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:39, Reply)

In all fairness
all the other people I know are dirty slags
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Yes
Yes they are

*eyes everyone pointedly*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I'm not

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I would be if I wasn't such a bloody wimp.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Ok I'll let you off
after discovering horredous things about my actual dad I need you to remain lovely and innocent and sweet
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Oh!
Well, I guess I'm the odd one out.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

no, this was back in the days when I used to use IRC
a lot of you guys would've fit in very well with the freaky weirdoes people I used to chat to on there on a regular basis
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Only the ones 4chan put up on here a while ago

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

What's the consensus on sending boob pics?

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Most people wouldn't say no.
Unless it's man-boobs.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

So it's not a bad or dirty or wierd thing then?

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I've not had complaints

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

laughter ,yes
complaints, no
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Up yours V
My boobs are better than yours
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

if by better you mean less hairy I am willing to concede your point
however, I think I'm going to need to see pics to confirm or deny this.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)

( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:50, Reply)

;)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:51, Reply)

nice
not seen that one before
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)

All credit to Lab :D

( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:54, Reply)

good work Lab
have a turnip
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

My very own turnip! Thanks!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Officelol

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Are you offering?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Erm.....nope!
Just making sure I'm not a filthy dirty whore.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Well if you then I must be
sits next to BGB whorishly
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Oh wait, I don't think I've ever gazzed them
maybe emailed or skyped, but not gazzed.

I'm sure someone'll correct me if I'm wrong
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I've not got a problem with that
But I'm quite sure that nobody would want to send pictures like that to me.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Diddums.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Do it Gonz!
I Triple-Dare you.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I think I'll require an NDA first.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Er...
www.nda.gov.uk/ ?
Something you wanna tell us?
Should I be popping Iodine pills?
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Heh, NonDisclosure Agreement.
Make sure he doesn't sell it on to the highest bidder.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Gods Teeth
I've signed a few ofthem in my time.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:49, Reply)

It's not the same
From a bloke though!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I have once
but im guessing that's one more then you

*shamon*
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)