Well you know what, fuck you Murdoch, fuck you!
So I didn't seem very enthusiastic about the role? Of course I fucking didn't! It would have been working for Sky for fuck sake!

Fuck you!
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:47, 40 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Right on Bill. Fight the sky power
Dammit, you could have got me free sky.

Shakes fist.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:49, Reply)

I probably could have if I'd pretended to live at your house,
they give their workers free Sky which I wouldn't have wanted so I would have let you have it if you'd asked nicely!
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Aww thank you Bill
Now go back and reinterview and get me my free sky. Please and thank you ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

What's this all about,
Mr. Bill?
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I had an interview with Sky on Tuesday
and have just heard that they don't want me.

*Cries in the corner*
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:54, Reply)

What was the role?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Chief Bummer
for James Murdoch. His hot wife is just a smokescreen, he's as bent as they come.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)

It would have been as a Broadcast Support Engineer
helping implement a push to STB catch-up TV service.
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Broadcast Bumming

implement a push to STB catch-up TV service. with the bumming.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Well if it's any consolation
Sky are without a doubt the worst company I have ever had to deal with. They are also not turning a profit at the mo.

That didnt help did it?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Not really unfortunately
Thanks though!
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Awh, that sucks.
Are you out of work at the moment, or looking for a change?
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

I'm currently workless!
So if anyone knows of any Broadcast, IT or Straight Male Escort roles in or around London I'd be game.
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I'll keep an ear to the ground.
The only vacancy I know of at the moment is Health and Safety Officer for an Essex furniture factory.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)

"Straight Male Escort"
looked around in Soho at all
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)

But....but .....why didn't they want you?
I would have thought you are very wantable.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

It was his lack of beard
He shouldn't have shaved. He was much sexier before he shaved.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

I'm sure you'll be happy to hear that
I'm all stubbly and seximified again now then!
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I'm certainly pleased.

( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Hello
I'm so middle class today I'm sitting in my pants and a t-shirt
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)

If I didn't need a cold shower before...
I do now.
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I'm so middle class
that if I'm feeling horny and the mrs isn't around I just have a quick wank on the floor.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)

This isn't true, is it Al.
You're telling fibs.
ONLINE.
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)

I'M SO ANGRY I'M GOING TO BE INCOMPREHENSIBLE
I'm really proud that me and TGB got name checked as the spiteful fuckers we are this morning.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I wasn't considered to be horrible enough.
:(
Must try harder, hence the amended sig.
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)

hi-fiveeeeee
It's gone in my list of achievements on my CV
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:18, Reply)

At least you can't call me a total cunt anymore
as you're just as bad.

*high fives*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I'm so happy
I feel I have turned professional now I am as much of a cunt as you. I want to thank you, you were a real inspiration when I was starting out.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Hooray, validation that I'm middle class dole scum

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)

He's not Scottish

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:09, Reply)

He's not a cunt either.
Fucking shitty SKY.
I miss the football, but I'm not paying that witless twat anything.
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I am!
well, 1/4 of me is anyway!
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Awww
*hugs* Are you down the FM yet?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Not till 5
I'm currently editing my CV slightly for a Post Production Projects / Engineering role in Wimbledon hoping to get that to them by before the end of the day.

Although once happy hour arrives I think I've earned a drink or 4
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:13, Reply)

If you get it
you have to do whatever it takes to get me wimbledon tickets. Whatever. It. Takes.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

That's Wimbledon the place,
not at the actual AELTC. :-(
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)

I'm not going to
let logic get in the way of my demands
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Then OK,
regardless of if I get it or not I'll send Al out on the corner till he has earned enough to buy tickets.
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:33, Reply)

You'll be waiting a while then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)

That's why his first shift is Friday,
That should give him just enough time to earn the price of a cheap ticket to one of the boring matches.
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:31, Reply)