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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I had an interview with Sky on Tuesday
and have just heard that they don't want me.

*Cries in the corner*
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:54, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
What was the role?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)
Chief Bummer
for James Murdoch. His hot wife is just a smokescreen, he's as bent as they come.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)
It would have been as a Broadcast Support Engineer
helping implement a push to STB catch-up TV service.
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Broadcast Bumming

implement a push to STB catch-up TV service. with the bumming.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)
Well if it's any consolation
Sky are without a doubt the worst company I have ever had to deal with. They are also not turning a profit at the mo.

That didnt help did it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)
Not really unfortunately
Thanks though!
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)
Awh, that sucks.
Are you out of work at the moment, or looking for a change?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)
I'm currently workless!
So if anyone knows of any Broadcast, IT or Straight Male Escort roles in or around London I'd be game.
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)
I'll keep an ear to the ground.
The only vacancy I know of at the moment is Health and Safety Officer for an Essex furniture factory.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)
"Straight Male Escort"
looked around in Soho at all
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)
But....but .....why didn't they want you?
I would have thought you are very wantable.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)
It was his lack of beard
He shouldn't have shaved. He was much sexier before he shaved.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)
I'm sure you'll be happy to hear that
I'm all stubbly and seximified again now then!
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)
I'm certainly pleased.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)
Hello
I'm so middle class today I'm sitting in my pants and a t-shirt
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)
If I didn't need a cold shower before...
I do now.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)
I'm so middle class
that if I'm feeling horny and the mrs isn't around I just have a quick wank on the floor.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)
This isn't true, is it Al.
You're telling fibs.
ONLINE.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)
I'M SO ANGRY I'M GOING TO BE INCOMPREHENSIBLE
I'm really proud that me and TGB got name checked as the spiteful fuckers we are this morning.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:16, Reply)
I wasn't considered to be horrible enough.
:(
Must try harder, hence the amended sig.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)
hi-fiveeeeee
It's gone in my list of achievements on my CV
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:18, Reply)
At least you can't call me a total cunt anymore
as you're just as bad.

*high fives*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)
I'm so happy
I feel I have turned professional now I am as much of a cunt as you. I want to thank you, you were a real inspiration when I was starting out.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)
Hooray, validation that I'm middle class dole scum

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)
He's not Scottish

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:09, Reply)
He's not a cunt either.
Fucking shitty SKY.
I miss the football, but I'm not paying that witless twat anything.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)
I am!
well, 1/4 of me is anyway!
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)

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