Good afternoon you lovely people
Yes, even al.

I've had a monumentally unproductive day today thanks to project info promised on Friday not materialising. In fact the most productive thing I did was provisionally sign up for becky's bash whilst on my lunch break. Which gives me something to look forward to, but hardly the reason I get paid.

What's the most productive thing you've done today? Minus several million points for "sat in my scanties drinking beer in the sunshine".

*EDIT* Oh, yeah, because I have a deadline to hit I've brought all the files home with me in case the required information pops up via email later this evening. Bet it fucking doesn't though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:59, 22 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Erm
I made a phone call to a man telling him the course he had booked a place on was actually no use to him whatsoever and he didn't need to go on it, saving him 400 squidaroons.

Which is actually pretty productive for a Monday.
PS my phone ate yours and Mas numbers can you gaz/text me please love you long time
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Hmmm...
I dunno.
Came up with a few ideas for tonight's photoshoot.
It involves wearing an NBC suit near a giant fire.
I could've picked a less hot idea.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

I got up at 5am,
packet a tent,
walked 5 miles with a backpack,
drove from Glastonbury to milton Keynes
Had a bath, then a shower,
got lunch,
had a spliff
slept on the sofa.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)

You win so far...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Yay!
I need to catch up on so much sleep.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)

I heard Blur were on top form last night
Or did you see Tony Christie? ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:24, Reply)

I saw blur, it was pretty special,
I missed tony christy for the Yeah Yeah yeahs, or enter Shikari, I can't remember.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:38, Reply)

My most productive thing so far has been to do nothing
but let me explain. I've managed to refrain from calling someone.
I don't want to meddle or push a situation, so my inactivity has hopefully been a catalyst for a better result.
Either that or I've just allowed something to sail down the Swanee without a fight...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)

I've broken some encrypted files
Seen some nastiness and reported my findings.
Tomorrow I'm expecting a call to say that a plea of 'Guilty' was entered.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)

*prouds*
Good work son! x
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Cheers Mam!
x
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I bought paint.
This evening I will apply it to the walls of my hall.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)

painting walls is good.
Painstakingly clagging individual Viz pages to sloping stair walls is tedius. I'm sure it'll look good when it's finished....

Love your t-shirts btw!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Seriously? You are papering with Viz?
That so rocks!!!!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I always think it looks so stylish
when Italian restaurants have newspaper on their walls. It wouldn't quite work with the shitty tabloids though, and grown-up newspapers are too big and faffy and they go crinkly when you stick them up. I've done it so as little as possible overlaps, ergo it's all readable - I've even autistically filled 2" square gaps with a single Top Tip ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

imagine if you could get Italian Viz.
Imagine how classy that'd be!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:41, Reply)

err,
got some shopping and I can't think of anything else.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

open a beer!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

I have done an hour's gardening
Specifically I have cleared the waist high brambles from the gate all the way to the back of the house. With regular garden shears. I've been sweating like Gary Glitter at the Olympic Gymnastics.

All so the blokes coming to quote me to clear the actual garden can actually see the area in question.


I now have a couple of blisters but the dehydration has been fixed.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

And now a couple of blokes have come and laughed at me
for the state of my garden and given me identical quotes. *sigh*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:28, Reply)

I've been working on the koi pond table.
It's ALMOST done. Jesus but the water lilies are a pain in the arse...

Pics will be up tomorrow, I would guess.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:56, Reply)

5-mile beach walk
And a lovely Bloody Mary as a reward.
( cackers, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:32, Reply)