Things to do in the countryside
Next week I have to spend a couple of days up in Wisbech, which is near Kings Lynn and Downham Market and other inbred sorts of places, including Peterborough.

So, are there any b3tans with experience of such places who would like to to suggest something for me to do of a weekday evening?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:23, 20 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I don't, but an ex flatmate of mine used to live there
she speaks funny and found it a most contemptible place to be. So I guess a local pub and insult as many people as you can without getting punched.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Maybe I should see how many times I can get punched
before I can't work the next day.

I know, I'll swan in and start boasting about how awesome my passport is. And how I once walked to the south pole.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)

If you fall over a dog on the way in then they're bound to love you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)

Go and see PJM's mum and dad
they live there.

There's bugger all else to do up there.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:36, Reply)

I'd be worried I might fall asleep
and they would draw on my face with felt tips.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)

I just asked Mrs. DiT what you can do while you're there
as she used to live nearby. Her response:

"*laughing* Well, he could count down the minutes until he gets to leave."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)

Oh em gee
I think that's the first time you've referred to her as Mrs DiT. I'm actually welling up here a bit now.

Mans the fuck up again
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)

*points and laughs*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Oh get to fuck Wisbech bound freak

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

WOMAN!
Thy fault is thy sex! Now manneth they fucketh upeth!

Besides, she has plenty of time to change her mind yet...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)

Yeah, that's what she said to me last night

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)

I'll take my collection of painkillers and razor blades
and maybe tell the internet how sad I am.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

the Internet already knows how sad you are

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

the internet also knows that you like having sex with children

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)

He's Back?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

He told me he was 21
Your Honour.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Oh bless, that makes me feel better for my last but one being a mere 23

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)

lock the doors!
you're in bandit country
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:58, Reply)

Er
My office is based in Peterborough and I live in Stamford. I can probably suggest some things. There's a nice underpass near the Peterborough train station where you can get stabbed with a screwdriver or, if you're really lucky, a broken hub cap. Watching the Job Centre from a safe distance is fairly entertaining, too.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:13, Reply)

You could always
consult a map and reassure yourself that Grimsby is the other end of Lincolnshire.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:51, Reply)