Jealous!
I need to kill Captain V, console you, maybe take you out for drinks, a little dinner, always be there if you need me, talk all evening on the phone, and then when you finally invite me over I can steal it and cackle.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:01, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

You should hear the pillow talk
;)

:edit: That post made less sense than it should have. Serves me right for guessing the second half of Lab's post.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)

A talking pillow?
We could be RICH!
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)

I'm glad I'm on my own in this office
Stupid officelols
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:04, Reply)

You laughed?
That's pretty lame, V.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Yes, I did
It was because my internal voice changed to something really silly when I read it. It was all in the (internal) delivery.

That's right I made your joke funny.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

That would annoy me
Especially if, after a nice 10 seconds of silence, it suddenly asks "What are you thinking?".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:07, Reply)

It'd never be as bad as a talking toaster

( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)

wait a minute,
all that AND a massive black cock? This is quite a good deal.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:05, Reply)

I know, I'm quite the catch
Just like swine flu
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:05, Reply)

are you sure?
are you sure?
are you sure?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Gangrene?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)

no, it had definitely gone black

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)