Today's important question
What one really rilly important thing do you need to tell the internet RIGHT NOW?

I'm going to Kendo tonight and I don't want it to be as hot as it was last week or I'll melt.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:47, 75 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Have a good time becky
I'm going to do some Filipino Kali and JKD next Tuesday.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Yay, I insist that you tell me all about it when you get back

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

And you me
I want to be hitting things with sticks now :(
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Well,
You get to see me later...
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:04, Reply)

This is not a reason to be pleased
This is a reason to put myself on suicide watch.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)

I meant,
If you wanted to hit things with sticks.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Ah of course
*finds big stick*
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)

I'll bring a plank from work, if you like?

( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Deal

( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:15, Reply)

I get to do that tonight...HOORAY FOR HITTING THINGS WITH STICKS

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:06, Reply)

I get to do it in a week
My stick will be smaller but I will, at times, have two.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:07, Reply)

But when I get good at it, I get to use samurai swords :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)

This is true
I can't think of any way that the martial arts I'll be doing are cooler than a samurai sword even though there's four of them!
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Four of them?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Yep
JKD and Filipino Kali on Mondays (I read the calender wrong and forgot I'd done that until now)
Brazilian Jiujitsu and Thai Boxing on Thursdays

I'll be doing an hour of each every week although if I don't like the other place I'd have to ski I'll just do JKD and Kali so that I can continue skiing where I currently do on a Thursday.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)

I'd get confused taking on so many ones at once
so I'll stick to Kendo for the moment
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Stick?
Kendo?
*spang*
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

I'm very sad
so I hope the internet isn't mean to me today
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Sits on hands

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:54, Reply)

I LIKE MEN WHO DRESS UP IN WOMENS CLOTHING.

( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

If anyone is familiar with Rock the Casbah by the Clash
In the video a Jew and a Palestinian man meet up by chance and go on a drinking and dancing rampage, before going to see The Clash live.

Well me and my friend are dressing up as these 2 for Friday at T IN THE FUCKING PARK. The outfits look excellent if I do say so myself.

4 more full days of work then 2 fucking weeks off - get in there!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:52, Reply)

I made a HUGE fire last night.
It was as big as a house.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)

You burnt your house down again?
*sigh*

Some people just don't learn.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)

No,
It was a huge structure made from pallets.
I got about ten feet from it when it was at it's hottest, and I could feel my skin getting all tight as it dried out!
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)

At that point
did you fly away to cool down?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)

No,
I thought that it was a bad idea to stand so close to it, and ran away like a girl.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)

A girl vampire
*points*
*laughs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:00, Reply)

You'll be laughing on the other side of your face later.

( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:01, Reply)

I need to know how I'm going to watch UFC 100 while I'm in Istanbul on July 11th.
The hotel I'm staying in has free internet so I'll probably use Sopcast or something similar but I dont know how good the stream will be until I get there and there is no PPV in Turkey as far as I know.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Setanta is dead
So I'm gonna have to use som shitty internet feed as well instead of the glory of a 38" T.V.....
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Setanta is still working in Ireland so I am going to SKY+ it
but I REALLY want to see it live.

Sopcast as I mention is decent but it can be inconsistent.

Nice to finally meet someone else on here who likes the old ultraviolence.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I have to say I'm not a fanatic
And I had seen a few events feeling slightly non-plussed.

Its only really been recently - the Macheda Vs Evans fight - that swayed me. The backstory of Macheda having a wild amount of fighting backgrounds and then the actual fight against the unbeaten Evans was truly awe-inspiring.

Then I watched UFC99 a few weeks ago and I'm starting to scratch the surface of the nuances involved in these fights.

It's interesting, exciting and brutal, although there are some real shit and boring fights...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)

are the fights you find boring the ones that hit the ground?
where it kind of looks like they're just holding on and squirming about?

That's pretty common in newcomers.

Not to sound patronising or elitist but in time, you'll kind of get that a bit more.

Check out Demian Maia or Rousimar Palhares or if you can find it, Antonia 'Minotauro' Nogueiras' second round submission of Tim Sylvia.

Or seeing as you dig Rich Franklins' stand-up, check out his submission escapes against Travis Lutter or Nate Marquardt.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Today I am going to buy a frame
for my signed xkcd print. That's SIGNED, as in, I'll have Randall Munroe's signature on my WALL.

*kneels before picture in reverence*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Which print is it, or is it not online?
I'm stropping this morning as I have to go to shitty Stratford to pick up copies of my cv from my brother and I don't like shitty Stratford. It's shitteh.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Stratford is all kinds of shitty.
Although I did get a fake grenade in the PoundShop there.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:00, Reply)

it's the
"someone is wrong on the Internet" one.

There's a small selection on the online shop and I was buying one for my friends' housewarming, so I got myself one as well.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:00, Reply)

I like that one very much
*joins the jealous queue*
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)

I like that one a lot. Good choice

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Jealous!
I need to kill Captain V, console you, maybe take you out for drinks, a little dinner, always be there if you need me, talk all evening on the phone, and then when you finally invite me over I can steal it and cackle.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:01, Reply)

You should hear the pillow talk
;)

:edit: That post made less sense than it should have. Serves me right for guessing the second half of Lab's post.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)

A talking pillow?
We could be RICH!
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)

I'm glad I'm on my own in this office
Stupid officelols
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:04, Reply)

You laughed?
That's pretty lame, V.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Yes, I did
It was because my internal voice changed to something really silly when I read it. It was all in the (internal) delivery.

That's right I made your joke funny.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

That would annoy me
Especially if, after a nice 10 seconds of silence, it suddenly asks "What are you thinking?".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:07, Reply)

It'd never be as bad as a talking toaster

( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)

wait a minute,
all that AND a massive black cock? This is quite a good deal.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:05, Reply)

I know, I'm quite the catch
Just like swine flu
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:05, Reply)

are you sure?
are you sure?
are you sure?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Gangrene?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)

no, it had definitely gone black

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

My boss gave me a magnum of champagne
I'm willing to share it with any b3tans who would like to move all my furniture into my new house. If you could also drive the MAHOOSIVE van I've hired down from Northampton too, that'd be a bonus.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Woah there!
Stratford isn't that shitty. I mean... sure, my brother got mugged on our street & I was jumped by strangers for no reason that I could tell. And so what if there's shootings & stabbings every week? We've got a motherfucking Stargate bitches.
(MyFakeName, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Oh it fucking is and you know it is
I wouldn't walk from the station to your house alone. That's how bad it is.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:05, Reply)

My cup of tea doesnt taste very nice
It could be my hayfever messing with my tastebuds, or it could be that it's 2 hours old.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)

And here I was thinking
I was just being a gent.
(MyFakeName, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Oh you are
but I'd have insisted if you'd said no.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)

I really ought to commence a regime of stretching exercises
as the back of my legs ache and feel like they're seizing up.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)

I just spent a few minutes on the phone to a client
Then realised I was absent-mindedly fondling my own calves and thighs. I r prouds of them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Ha!
I knew it you ARE gay!
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Nuh uh
I was thinking of YM
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

I'm not his mum.
The age gap isn't that big.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Pftt, quite the ego there
I wasn't thinking about you.

Now I am... thinking of Catface
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)

if you think my ego is big
you should see the size of my cock
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

I'm going
To buy some Cokin filters at lunchtime.

Other than that, there is nothing exciting happening to me!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I am coming to London tomorrow
to go and ponce around in some galleries writing poetry.


I am excited.

I am considering which knickers to wear as I don't want to be sweaty.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Knickers?
Cycling shorts FTW.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I have considered that you know!
But I suspect it would be extremely sweaty...but I would look very slim and lacking in cellulite....then again maybe I should just ditch the knickers altogether.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Not if you wear
The nice breathable ones. With Tena pads just for safety.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)

If they're alright for Tourettes then they're alright for Chickenlady.

( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I'm sure they would be
but I tend towards sweaty rather than sneezy and leaky.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:42, Reply)

...
Last night I discovered CTRL+ALT+DEL for the first time (the web comic, not the key combination)

As a result, I sat up until 3am reading it. Am now rather tired.

Bugger.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I've got a beard!
and it makes me look most handsome :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:32, Reply)