Both put in.
Although, in a way, all of it.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:31, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Do you mean
"I find XKCD funny, but my colleagues don't get it, maybe because they're kinda dumb"?
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

I'm starting to wonder
Yet he has the house, wife, car...

Eeep.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Er...
I think the problem here is that different people find different things funny.
Just the way things are.
You can't go over-analysing it.
I, for example, don't find Russell Brand funny.
Lots of people do.
Doesn't mean I'm worse than them.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Fancy doing something else instead of going to the pub tonight
Perhaps involving axes, shotguns and a certain Mr Brand.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Sounds sexy.
I've got a pocket-knife and a throwing star on me.
No other stuff.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:42, Reply)

*looks about*
I've got keys, a biro, an old laptop and some cables. The cables are probably the most useful thing I have.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

we might need those cables at the weekend,
bring them with you.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Tie the cables to the biros.
Nunchaku!
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Possibly the worst one ever
But never mind.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

If you kill him
you would deprive yourself the pleasure of hearing him squeal as he's tortured in a slow and very painful manner.

Perhaps have him buggered by wild boars?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

No
Hearing is voice is really, really horrible; I'd rather just kill the fucker and be done with it.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

this is the main reason I don't like the twat,
also the fact that he's a twat.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)

I would have to
agree with this ^

Also I don't find Russell Brand funny either.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Agreed.
I can't stand the twat. Destroy him.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Russell Brand?
That little bloody shit-weasel should have been strangled at birth.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:43, Reply)

also,
yes, only 1 in 5 people find my bee joke funny but I just give the other four a look of pity and continue to believe in my superior gift of humour.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Do share

( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

no, I have to tell it in person
and I fear, dear catface, that if I tell you and you don't find it funny, that my time spent grooming you will have been wasted
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Oh
And there was I thinking I'd already made it worth your while.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

*smug grin*

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

It's ok,
I can hook you up with a new one.
Payment as usual.
Euros. Brown paper. Wheely bin 57.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

can I have a nicer one next time?
This one was kind of broken.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Ok.
It'll cost you more though.
This one was dropped on it's head as a child.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Thus the discount.

( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

ah,
That explains the mentalness
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Well, there are worse
Out there.
At least he doesn't pretend to be a fighter pilot/polar explorer.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

But I HAVE been to the North Pole
I went shortly after I retired from my post as a fighter pilot in the SDSFPA (super-duper secret fighter pilots' association).
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:02, Reply)

that's a roleplay special.
I get to be a husky.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:02, Reply)

Well,
A bitch, that's for sure.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:42, Reply)

damn straight.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)