That would imply that I give a shit though Piston

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You're so laid back and cool
I wish I could be like you.

Only prettier.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I dunno Al, you're kinda pretty in your own special way

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I'd pick him over you, any day.

( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Cunt
I got 70% last Friday by the way :) Awesomesauce
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Woo yeah!
:D
Well done!
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:27, Reply)

What's this?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)

A suprise exam I did last week on the digestive system
I thought I'd managed to get away with not sitting it, but I had a tutorial in the afternoon, so they insisted I sit the exam. Wasn't sure if I failed as it seemed a bit too easy.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Food goe in mowth
where poo come out?

a)botty
b)eyes
c)nose
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Oh fuck off
it was more technical than that, like the process used for chewing involving the oesophagus and soft palette, names of stomach enzymes and things like that.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Cheers love
oops, I mean cunt
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:33, Reply)

*swoons*
She thinks I'm special! special

So Special! special

I'm gonna have some of her attention.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

While you're distracted
I'll jizz in your eye!
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)

kick him in the shin too!
Angry Pirate ftw.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Whos the Boss?
*Punches in the face*

TONY DANZA!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Be careful what you wish for

( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I'm being hopeful
not careful.

No Mexican Avalanches, though. I've just painted the hall.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:33, Reply)

You always have my attention dahlink
especially when you're wafting your pork sword my way.

swoons
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)