What's your dysfunction then?
www.cracked.com/article_17522_6-new-personality-disorders-caused-by-internet.html

I would say I'm number 3.

Although Beckyletters would say I'm probably all of them.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:45, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've definitely number 3, but I am in real life too
but without the violence. or really giving a shit.

there's a bunch of number 2's around here (in more ways than one. you bunch of steaming turds. damn you all. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Vipros
You had a number 5 moment earlier with your band thread
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

that's true
and I did think that as I read it. I must admit, I do like approval and/or attention, but who doesn't?

I think I was more amazed that no one had taken the piss to be honest!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

HAHAHAHA

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:02, Reply)

oh dear
Al's cracked.

the traffic jam is over man. pull yourself together.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)

You weren't there man!
You don't know what it's like!

Actually, you probably were there, but in your professional capacity, cackling manically and collecting souls.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:09, Reply)

which motorway was it?
as I said somewhere else, I've been busy.

edit: the souls come to me these days. hardly have to lift a finger.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:10, Reply)

The M25
I like the idea put forward in Good Omens by Pratchett and Gaimen, that the M25 was designed in order to be an occult symbol when viewed from above. Which is why it's so horrific.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)

and the angry people driving round it act like water on a prayer wheel
I reread that just the other day, which is why I asked what motorway. I had the same thing in mind
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:18, Reply)

I'm a #5
I can see bits of a hell of a lot of b3tans up there!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:59, Reply)

I thought you were just a bog-standard autistic.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Me? Gods no.
Possibly on a different wavelength to many, many people but not autistic.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)

haha
Who wants to Photoshop a picture of Piston into number 2
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Why would you put a photo of his face over a photo of his face?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)

*fires-up the Gilgamesh Signal*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

That would imply that I give a shit though Piston

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

You're so laid back and cool
I wish I could be like you.

Only prettier.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I dunno Al, you're kinda pretty in your own special way

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I'd pick him over you, any day.

( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Cunt
I got 70% last Friday by the way :) Awesomesauce
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Woo yeah!
:D
Well done!
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:27, Reply)

What's this?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)

A suprise exam I did last week on the digestive system
I thought I'd managed to get away with not sitting it, but I had a tutorial in the afternoon, so they insisted I sit the exam. Wasn't sure if I failed as it seemed a bit too easy.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Food goe in mowth
where poo come out?

a)botty
b)eyes
c)nose
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Oh fuck off
it was more technical than that, like the process used for chewing involving the oesophagus and soft palette, names of stomach enzymes and things like that.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Cheers love
oops, I mean cunt
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:33, Reply)

*swoons*
She thinks I'm special! special

So Special! special

I'm gonna have some of her attention.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

While you're distracted
I'll jizz in your eye!
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)

kick him in the shin too!
Angry Pirate ftw.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Whos the Boss?
*Punches in the face*

TONY DANZA!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Be careful what you wish for

( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I'm being hopeful
not careful.

No Mexican Avalanches, though. I've just painted the hall.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:33, Reply)

You always have my attention dahlink
especially when you're wafting your pork sword my way.

swoons
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)