No shit?
www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/michael-jackson/5706071/Michael-Jackson-not-biological-father-of-his-children.html
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:10, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haven't they been saying this for years though?
I mean, he's Black and they're White and blue eyed. Unless he was in to Nazi experimentation...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Mmm....
I could really go for a little Nazi Experimentation now...
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:13, Reply)

*thwack*
"Take that mein herr"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:14, Reply)

I was thinking more along the lines of
An injection made from stem cells and pure adrenaline.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Did somebody
Call for a Doktor?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Maybe they have the same Vitiligo problem he has. *snorts*

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Quote of the day
“I had my own sperm cells in my other two children".

I bet he did, the dirty sod
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Mindpiss
Sorry ^_^
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Great minds think alike
or fools seldom differ.

Either way it is a funny quote!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)

“I had my own sperm cells in my other two children. They are all my children.”
*snort*

I bet that means he has a LOT of children running around...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)

In the voice of the crystal maze guy.
"Will you start the money-grabbing, please !"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Or is that in the voice of the gladiators?
Biological Children: You shall start on my first whistle.
Ex wives and girlfriends: You shall start on my second whistle.

Three. Two. One.... *whistle*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:27, Reply)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:26, Reply)

THIS JUST IN
Turns out that Santa is a big fib too.
(MyFakeName, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 12:11, Reply)

INTERNET LIES!!!
That's not true.

How else do you explain all those lovely presents you get every year? I suggest you have a bit of a rethink
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Like my mum said
"He only comes if you believe in him."
Santa, not Jacko.
Oh, wait...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Did you make Santa come?
hee hee
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 12:40, Reply)

That's why he goes for that job in the grotto every year
0:-)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 12:42, Reply)

It was the Easter Bunny
Obviously. *belm*
(MyFakeName, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)