LUSTEH!
Me and a certain Mr Kaol were talking about you in the pub last night and how bad we feel about not gazzing you much. We even said we'd make sure we gaz you today telling you this as we thought you'd like to know people are thinking about you (while their hands are in their pants) but then I forgot. Duno if Kaol gazzed you.

When exactly is it that you get back here?

:edit: mind piss. You didn't know I'd forgotten Kaol!
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:53, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Haha!
Great minds!
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)

You two are like two halves
of a rotten apple.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:55, Reply)

But it'd be the best apple ever

( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I'll be the best half.

( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Oh FFS

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)

"Oh F-Feelin' Sexy"?

( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:58, Reply)

It would be the "Twins" of the apple world.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Hahaha!
*imagine Danny DeVito*
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:23, Reply)

*imagines slicing up the apple*

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Well, I guess it's the thought that counts...
But a gaz would have been better.
You're both shit friends.

Oh and I'll be back next March.
( wanderlust, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)

In time for THE EASTER BASH!

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:57, Reply)

haha
nothing like planning ahead
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)

:(

But YAY to you being back!
Can I buy you a drink?
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:57, Reply)

You can buy me
two drinks.

:D
( wanderlust, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:01, Reply)

You're going to be so pissed when you're out next
It'll be you drinking wine out of the bottle this time!
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:02, Reply)

oh god
horrible flashback to that evening
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Me and Al singing Bon Jovi?

( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:03, Reply)

It was brilliant
Although I don't really remember very much of it at all.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I remember dancing on a chair
and getting told off for taking my beer outside.

That's about it.
( wanderlust, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I remember
V deepthroating a wine bottle
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:09, Reply)

This I do not remember
I do fancy drinking some wine out of the bottle again though.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:12, Reply)

When I suggested it I didn't think you would!
Shows what I know I guess!
(bill, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Yep
I can remember TGB and I finding out that they had no cider then deciding that bottles of wine would be an excellent substitute.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I remember
You dancing on ME.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)

No,
You just WANT to remember that.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Two pints o' cider?
Sounds a plan.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Yea pretty much
:(
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:58, Reply)