Happy Canada day!
So far this morning I've had pancakes with maple syrup, seen a huge amount of men wearing kilts and managed to narrowly avoid throwing up on a cannon at the top of citadel hill.

This afteroon I will be eating meat cooked over a fire and drinking through my hangover.

How is everyone else then?
( wanderlust, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:44, 49 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I miss you.
In other news, I am very warm and working hard and feeling fine :)
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I miss you too!
I mean, you're alright for one of them internet folks.
( wanderlust, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Can we have air-con in our Home For Needy (and Selected) B3tans?

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I have womans' needs
I can haz air con?
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Our Home for Needy B3tans has three rules.
1. Must be b3tan
2. Must be in need
3. Must be on approved list
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Right
1. Check
2. I'm in need of many things
3. I'm on many lists but not sure if I'm on the list. Will it help if I wiggle my bottom? *wiggles*
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Peady List doesn't count.

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)

You're getting me confused with CHCB

( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:59, Reply)

how could she confuse us?
I'm twice your height.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:13, Reply)

I've no idea
She is a bit racist though so we probably look the same to her.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:14, Reply)

No, retarb.
That's midgets.
Which means the delightful CHCB looks unique and lovely and you look like one of the seven dwarves.
Or, in fact, all of them.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Yups.
Though if we have a house here you won't need air con, because it FUCKING RAINS ALL THE TIME :(
( wanderlust, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:53, Reply)

LUUUUSTEEEEEEE!
How thuper to thee you!

*hugs*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Who the hell are you?
*snogs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:51, Reply)

ummmm
your mum?

Is that how internet insults work? I'm a little out of the loop these days.
( wanderlust, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:52, Reply)

It's a classic
for a reason.
(MyFakeName, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:55, Reply)

OH SHIT ME!
V and I were talking about you in the pub last night, and decided we'd both gaz you today.
And remind each other to.
We both forgot :(
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:53, Reply)

LUSTEH!
Me and a certain Mr Kaol were talking about you in the pub last night and how bad we feel about not gazzing you much. We even said we'd make sure we gaz you today telling you this as we thought you'd like to know people are thinking about you (while their hands are in their pants) but then I forgot. Duno if Kaol gazzed you.

When exactly is it that you get back here?

:edit: mind piss. You didn't know I'd forgotten Kaol!
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Haha!
Great minds!
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)

You two are like two halves
of a rotten apple.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:55, Reply)

But it'd be the best apple ever

( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I'll be the best half.

( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Oh FFS

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)

"Oh F-Feelin' Sexy"?

( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:58, Reply)

It would be the "Twins" of the apple world.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Hahaha!
*imagine Danny DeVito*
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:23, Reply)

*imagines slicing up the apple*

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Well, I guess it's the thought that counts...
But a gaz would have been better.
You're both shit friends.

Oh and I'll be back next March.
( wanderlust, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)

In time for THE EASTER BASH!

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:57, Reply)

haha
nothing like planning ahead
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)

:(

But YAY to you being back!
Can I buy you a drink?
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:57, Reply)

You can buy me
two drinks.

:D
( wanderlust, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:01, Reply)

You're going to be so pissed when you're out next
It'll be you drinking wine out of the bottle this time!
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:02, Reply)

oh god
horrible flashback to that evening
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Me and Al singing Bon Jovi?

( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:03, Reply)

It was brilliant
Although I don't really remember very much of it at all.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I remember dancing on a chair
and getting told off for taking my beer outside.

That's about it.
( wanderlust, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I remember
V deepthroating a wine bottle
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:09, Reply)

This I do not remember
I do fancy drinking some wine out of the bottle again though.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:12, Reply)

When I suggested it I didn't think you would!
Shows what I know I guess!
(bill, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Yep
I can remember TGB and I finding out that they had no cider then deciding that bottles of wine would be an excellent substitute.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I remember
You dancing on ME.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)

No,
You just WANT to remember that.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Two pints o' cider?
Sounds a plan.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Yea pretty much
:(
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Lusty
Hi there. I see you're enjoying you Canada time.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)

happy canada day
from an actual canuck. planning to consume much beer and grilled food. how are you enjoying halifax?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Happy Canada day to you too!
Sounds like you've got a good day planned, have fun!
(bill, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:30, Reply)

I miss you Lusty!
*glomps*
( Maladicta, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:46, Reply)