HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ronnie Biggs is staying in jail because he's a worthless cunt who didn't show any regret.

That makes me laugh, stupid cunt was going to get housed near me at my expense. I just heard his lawyer saying "we should have compassion for an old man". I say bollocks to that.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:10, 23 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

jerk

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:13, Reply)

Yeh Al, you jerk.

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:16, Reply)

Me or Biggs?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:16, Reply)

You, penis breath.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:17, Reply)

It's true
I'm sorry.

Could be worse though, I could be a big fat american.

How did your porn go?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:18, Reply)

I'm waiting for approval from literotica. They have to edit it. They've got to see how wankable it is.
They'll probably tell me it's crap.

And there's nothing wrong with being a big fat american girl, everyone knows fat chicks give the best head, it's cause they're hungry.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:23, Reply)

Tru Dat
I always give great head before we go to McDonalds.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:25, Reply)

eeeewwwwwww McDonalds is wank

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:28, Reply)

It's not wanking
if i'm sucking you off.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:29, Reply)

stop...you're getting me all excited

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:38, Reply)

What's your nick on Literotica?
Always happy to leave crusty tissues constructive criticism.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:35, Reply)

I'm getting ready to change it so when I figure out what the new one is I'll gaz it to you
at least I hope I can change it...I was drunk when I signed up so it's a stupid name and I can't figure out a new one thats super cool and mysterious
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:38, Reply)

I think it's wrong that rapey cunts can roam free
while people wot nick money wiv a shooter get jailed for the rest of their lives.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:19, Reply)

I think it's wrong that you can roam free
You're a menace.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:22, Reply)

I am!
*leaves*
*roams free*

Edit: should be *roams freely* - terrible English there.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:22, Reply)

She's not rapey
she likes being covered in spunk
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:23, Reply)

I got a mate who did a runner a year before the end of a 20-stretch, then got picked up at heathrow when he came back to see his mum on her deathbed....
... only for her to recover and him get another 6 years, in his mid-60s.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:23, Reply)

IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME
DON'T DO THE CRIME.
( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:25, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:26, Reply)

I'd like to be all sympathetic
but they must have done something pretty bad to get 20 years, so i'm not.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:25, Reply)

Armed bank robbery gone wrong.
Some people got killed, he said that part wasn't him though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:29, Reply)

that's transferred intent

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:34, Reply)

oh, I'm probably wrong about that

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:35, Reply)