The "I'm British and as such I'm going to bitch about the weather" thread
Fucking hell it's hot. And I'm quite hungover which doesn't help
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:26, 31 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

It's hot here.
I'm wearing a shirt and tie.
Not good.

I slept twice as much as I have been lately though. Nice :D
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:31, Reply)

I went to bed about 130
need early night tonight :(

Why the hell are you wearing a tie??
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:32, Reply)

I went to bed about one.
Read 'til 3.
Woke up at 7, on my back with the book on my face.

Tie is because of a meeting :(
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:36, Reply)

That you are in right now?
I think you just like wearing it so you can complain about it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Yeah,
The meeting-man is talking to the guy I share an office with at the moment.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:39, Reply)

yeah yeah
Are you eyeing up his tasty looking neck?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:46, Reply)

No.
I'm not a vampire.
Or a gay.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

oh my god
You're gay!? *stops the press*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Didn't you know?

( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

I has a fan so I'm delightfully cool
and still in bed :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:32, Reply)

I don't understand this
It's only 30C. Not even that right now. It's not hot.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Hangover + stuffy office = hot
Also I don't like the heat as I burn standing next to the chicken cooker things in Tesco so actual sun means crispy Badger

Also if you're not going to complain then I am going to have to ask you to fuck off out of my thread
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Not complaing about the heat
Just going to complain about people complaining.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Ha, you got told to fuck off and I didn't

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:40, Reply)

that's because there is a standing fuck off order placed against you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:41, Reply)

You wish
Not from TGB
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Yep, I did
Clearly that makes me better than you, tate TGB felt me worth of responding to with her annoyance.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Becky's post was too smug for me to reply to.
But well done, you win my ire. Keep it somewhere safe it's very volitile
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Excellent.
I should be able to make a good cheesecake out of it.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:47, Reply)

mmmm cheesecake
Although it's too hot to eat anything.

Any volunteers to come fan me with giant leaves?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Yeah.
Nettles.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Shut your face

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:58, Reply)

No.

( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Then I;ll shut it for you
with staples
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Just you try it.

( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:18, Reply)

I will
with my GIANT stapler
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Mwahahahaha
I am sitting in my office where it is a cool 20 degrees. I'm also wearing nice loose fit linen shirt and trousers so, mmmmmmmmmmm. Until I walk outside the office when the hot stickiness hits.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Hangovers are worse in the heat
Because of the dehydration. You need to adjust slightly - try alternating the pints of vodka with pints of water.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:44, Reply)

damn, it's hot
but the heat is a small price to pay for the sunshine. Sunshine is amazing (I grew up in Norn Iron, after all).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:02, Reply)

I bet when you came to Britain and saw the sun for the first time, you must have thought the sky was on fire.
*Edited*
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:23, Reply)

PEDANT ALERT
NI is part of the UK
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)