Last night
I did a couple of things I'm rather proud of.
Not massive things, but small personal triumphs.
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( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:23, 47 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

where!!!???!!!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)

INTERNET LIES
Hussy
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)

So...
The current 'love interest' or whatever you call him called me yesterday wanting to meet up. I said I was going to mate's gig but he was welcome to come along. He didn't seem keen, which is fine becuse that meant I could relax and have a night on the razz with my mates. Maybe he thought I wanted him to 'meet my friends'. But it wasn't as heavy as that, I really did just mean that he was welcome to come along. He text me at some point during the evening saying he was too busy to come. No problemo.

Fast forward a few hours, 12.30am to be precise, and he rings me. I was drunk. It was nice to hear from him. I say "Oh are you done, you coming along for a drink?" He says "No. Why don't you call me when you get home. When you're alone." I just get swept along and go "Oh ok, yeah if it's not too late. Byeeee."

As sooooooon as I put the phone down I realise I've been booty called! Now what this guy doesn't realise yet is that most of my mates are blokes. Some of them very naughty little jack-the-lad-types. So i go right over to one of my best mates and tell him the conversation word for word. And he says right away "No way. Definite booty call. Switch your phone off." All the lads agree. We have a debate, resulting in the conclusion that whilst sex is a basic human right, and that if I'd wanted some great drunken meaningless fun, then I should have gone home and called him, the other option was far more sensible. That is, if I actually want to test his mettle or maybe have a relationship with him, give him the drunken benefit of the doubt and start afresh tomorrow, then I should send him a goodnight text and switch off the phone.

So that's what I did. I had some self esteem, I rejected the booty call and I got up on stage and sang my little heart out for the first time in ages.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Nice work
so has he been in touch this morning or is he a bit shit?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Missed call
and text saying 'are u ok?'
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:28, Reply)

This morning or last night though?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Last night. Wee small hours
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. He was drunk, his wrong head was thinking for him. But I hope he knows not to try it again...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Is that is?
You said no to sex?
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:27, Reply)

But she said no whilst clearly gagging for it
thumbs up from me.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Well yeah :-(
but I was drunk and I've previously been besotted! Honestly, it's a big step for me. Lolzipops...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:29, Reply)

besotted a bit of a slut
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:31, Reply)

; D
'Friendly'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

In that case.
I'm very proud : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:31, Reply)

I was just thinking that
but I don't understand women.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Not sure why, you have clitoris' for nipples

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Oh, ok then, fair enough.
Weather's hot, innit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Based on the tiny bit of information you've got there
I'd say it's a little unfair to assume that it was definitely a booty call. I know I've said almost exactly the same thing to people before without that intent.

But obviously you know the guy and I'm basing my judgement on a couple of sentences.
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

it was his tone.
But I don't think he's a bad'un yet.
I'm just letting him know I won't be having one of those things with him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)

I hoped there'd be something else that made you think it was a booty call
But why don't you call me later when you're on your own? Yea?
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)

OK *nods naively*
You want to talk and read me yuz poemz yesh?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Yes
But first I'll get you a glass of wine. NO WAIT. That's my glass. Your wine is very special, too special for me to be drinking.
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Ah, you charmer!
You said that about my coke on Tuesday :)
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

I did
But I'd picked up soluble paracetamol instead of my roofies :(
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

FAIL!
The "spilling some of my drink then making me go get bog-roll to clean it" was a nice trick though, got me out of the room for plenty long enough.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

I'm a seasoned pro
Grabbing the wrong pills was a very uncharacteristic error.
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Lucky for me.

( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

good work
way to stay strong and test principles

I approve
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Grazie

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:57, Reply)

She learnt to fart the theme to Charlie's Angels.
I bet you £10.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:25, Reply)

and that too, of course
:-)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:30, Reply)

I can do all the notes to Flight of the Bumble bees at 250bpm.
As long as you don't want them all in order.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

And I listened to Little Baby Nothing very loudly on my way home with my chips.
*grin*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

back in a bit. I need toast.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Well,
I'm gonna assume there's a "what small personal triumphs have you had recently?" question tagged onto this.

I just went to the vending machine to get some crisps.
McCoys Thai Sweet Chicken, for the record.
The packed dropped down, and clipped a Double-Decker on the way, leaving it hanging out.
It looked like it was a prime 2-for-1 opportunity.
I took the chance and hit the Double-Decker code.
*bang*
*bang*
*bang*
Three. Nice!
Then I opened the trough-pit-thing to get my loot. And there was a pack of Mini-Cheddars in there too.
I love my life.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Oh,
Apart from the fact that I don't really like Double-Deckers, so I gave them to my mate.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

You don't like Double Deckers?
Whilst I dont agree with you I will defend your right to dislike the most awesome chocolate bar in the world.

Can I haz double decha?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Agreed
That Double Deckers are awesome. But can they match the glory that is Toffee Crisp?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Boost!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)

This.
Exactly this.
There's a time and a place for Kit-Kat Chunkys though. Normally dipped into Hot Chocolate.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

I like Kit-Kat Chunkies tooth-breakingly cold
yums
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I knew you would be a Boost kinda guy
because they are the exact opposite of double deckers (ignoring the chocolate covering)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Yeah!
Really cold boosts are awesome.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Boosts
are incredible when you're out in a boat in the middle of a lake in Ireland and it's COLD and you're hungry.

*drifts away*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Double Deckers are AWESOME
It's almost my name ^_^
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:18, Reply)

free snacks
are the best kind.
(berk, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:56, Reply)

it's not about whether you enjoy Double Deckers or not
It's the fact that you diddled the machine. Or The Man.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Damn right.
I smashed the system.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:06, Reply)