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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Not true.
I don't let him sleep.
He has to guard me.
If he looks tired, I pepper-spray him.
( , Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're the brawn and I'm the brains which makes you MY sidekick.
( , Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)

You're forgetting that I'm a world class Special Investigator.
Which makes you the Watson to my Holmes.
( , Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)

Or are you arguing with yourself now?
( , Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:34, Reply)

It's where I picked up my genius-level investigative skill from.
( , Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)

( , Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)

You love Ka-ol,
Best of all the mong-is-es.
You love ka-ol.
He's your friend.
( , Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:44, Reply)

The sort of help you find in the barrel of a shotgun.
( , Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)

But I'm a suave charmer and you pander to the likes of me in the hope of getting laid. This makes you Moneypenny to my Bond.
( , Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)

But you're smaller than me.
Which makes you the Jesus to my God.
Also, I fucked your mum. Sorry.
( , Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:34, Reply)

I could have a sweet ass beard and an awesome axe while you prance around like a prick in tights.
( , Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:36, Reply)

*shrugs*
Not entirely sure on this.
( , Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)

*stifles giggle*
We're NOT laughing luv, honest!
*snooort*
( , Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

I love it when midgets get arsey.
It helps me tell them apart.
( , Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)
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