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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Who the jiggery fuck...?
Do I have to sleep with round here in order to get a QOTW suggestion adopted?

*speeds off in FLOUNCEMOBILETM*

it's a pink Nissan Micra convertible in case you were wondering.


(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:11, 78 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Flouncemobile?
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:14, Reply)
Like it?
You own one
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)
ME,
By the looks of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)
If that was the case,
V would be picking the questions every single week.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:23, Reply)
FAULTY LOGIC FAIL
:edit: I'm feeling quite bitchy today =/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:25, Reply)
Stop posting at the same time as me!

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)
You're posting at the same time as ME
Why are you copying me?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)
I'd bang your heads together
but you two do that quite enough.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:30, Reply)

b

Should have used protection.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)
Haha
It's those weird Irish STDs, they don't test for them here so I didn't realise I had them until it was too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)
oi!
I'm going to infect you twiceover for that.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:39, Reply)
IRAIDS?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:12, Reply)
He doesn't have time.
He only has a five second chance.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is also true =[

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:30, Reply)
Hah!
Not true.
I don't let him sleep.
He has to guard me.
If he looks tired, I pepper-spray him.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:25, Reply)
It's true =[

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)
Dammit!
And again!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)
You two are like Sir Digby Chicken Caesar and his sidekick Ginger

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)
He's my sidekick.
No doubt about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)
No fucking way
You're the brawn and I'm the brains which makes you MY sidekick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)
I have my doubts.
You're forgetting that I'm a world class Special Investigator.
Which makes you the Watson to my Holmes.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)
Haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahha
Watson was the clever one, you mong.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:32, Reply)
Oh, was he?
Really?
Are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:32, Reply)
I think you might be wrong.
He was clever, but not a genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)
I didn't call anyone a genius.
Or are you arguing with yourself now?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:34, Reply)
I'm saying
That Watson was less clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:35, Reply)
Did you actually read any of the books?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:37, Reply)
Yeah.
Did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)
Fuck no.
Boring piles of shite.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:39, Reply)
I liked them.
It's where I picked up my genius-level investigative skill from.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)
Assuming the hunt doesn't require a sense of direction or anything...

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)
West IS left, if you're going North :p

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)
You're my favourite mong.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)
Woo!
You love Ka-ol,
Best of all the mong-is-es.
You love ka-ol.
He's your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:44, Reply)
You need help
The sort of help you find in the barrel of a shotgun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)
Perhaps
But I'm a suave charmer and you pander to the likes of me in the hope of getting laid. This makes you Moneypenny to my Bond.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)
Maybe...
But you're smaller than me.
Which makes you the Jesus to my God.
Also, I fucked your mum. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:34, Reply)
That could be interpretted another way
I could have a sweet ass beard and an awesome axe while you prance around like a prick in tights.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:36, Reply)
Jesus didn't have an axe, did he?
*shrugs*
Not entirely sure on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is inane, even for you two.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)
and God doesn't wear tights.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)
LOTR
Gimli and Leoglass Legolas
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:44, Reply)
Leoglass?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)
it's a mirror for lions

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)
Fuck you alright
Mr. Leo Glass is offended now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)
aww, wait
*stifles giggle*
We're NOT laughing luv, honest!
*snooort*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)
*shrieks with laughter*
I love it when midgets get arsey.
It helps me tell them apart.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is true.
Most offended.
(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)
ah, c'mere

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)
No,
they're like Mong and Monger.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)
^ This
*amuses*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)
^ yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)
But who does Kaol have to sleep with...
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)
ARE YOU CALLING KAOL A WANKER?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:30, Reply)
No just wondering if he drinks from the ginger totem in order to win QOTW and have his suggestions chosen

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:34, Reply)
Of course this cannot be true!
*WRITES TOO SMALL FOR ROB TO SEE*
Except that it is the only explanation possible...
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:37, Reply)
Well I'm not seeing him denying it
so it must be true
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)
VERIFIED - STAMPED - SEALED

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:44, Reply)
My client has declined to comment.

(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)
COS IT'S TRUE, ITS TRUE, IT'S TRUE
KAOL SUCKED ROB'S TUMESCENT TROUSERSNAKE TO WIN QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is unfair,
And there is no evidence.
(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:04, Reply)
You're sailing dangerously close
To the Waterfall Of Libel, young man.
(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:05, Reply)
Just as well.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)
Kaol and V
You're like the David and Maddie of OT.
"Hello, Blue Moon Detective Agency?"
Which one of you is Cybil Shepherd...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)
I can't read Maddie
Without thinking "kidnapped child".
Which makes me this guy, I guess...
img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01/SuspectPA_450x300.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:37, Reply)
I thought that as I typed it
Damn that child for ruining everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)
For the record,
I'm NOT that guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:39, Reply)
you sure?
I think you should do a hinvestigayshun to make sure that you're not really him.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)
Hmmm...
After extensive investigation, I, Kaol Black, have deduced that Kaol did NOT kidnap Maddie.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
WRONG ACCOUNT
MONGTASTIC
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)
What?
That's my surname.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)
You were posting as Kaol Black up there.
Don't give me that rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)
I think you should talk to my
Representative, Mr. Leo Glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)
I need argue this no further.
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)
But Ma'am,
I'm afraid that you are unable to prove otherwise.
(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)
Oh good!
*he so did. My mother knows his auntie's Provident woman*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)
Did to

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)

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