What is this DNS of which you speak?
*Is thick*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha
Saved me asking that:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:33, Reply)

Domain Name Server.
My router keeps giving me the Red Light of Death and disconnecting my internets :(
( Maladicta, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:33, Reply)

What is this Domain Name Server of which you speak?
I'm imagining name badges with "hello, my name is **** and I am your till monkey for today in the xxxx branch of McDonalds" stamped on them.

Do I win five pounds?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:36, Reply)

No you fail
epically...

but i can tell you in a simple gaz if you wish
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:39, Reply)

's OK
I may be old, but I'm not THAT old :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:45, Reply)

I never said you was ol' chap
but i really couldn't tell whether you was being a berk on purpose
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:49, Reply)

:)
I just like pandering to the general (and possibly self-promoted) good natured ribbing that I'm an aging git who's completely out of touch with technology and the ways of the modern world.

It's so completely not true in reality; I has a VCR, Sony Walkman and everything!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:01, Reply)

feckin' hell you are
i'm still on betamax and 8 track players
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:05, Reply)

We don't have a telephone.
We use two old bean cans tied together with string.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:07, Reply)

kaol

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:19, Reply)

I has records
but I take a picture of them with my iPhone's digital camera and use an iPhone app to convert the spiralled soundwave into music.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Unless you can physically touch it
then you just have to sit and wait
and play with your penis
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Kaol

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:19, Reply)