Was it just an ordinary work-question
or is it part of her campaign to start stalking you again?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Bit of both I think; "Can I give this guy a free return for his delay even though he only bought a single?"
No you retard, you can't give him what he didn't buy! Already have a small posse* who will kill her with trouts and sticks :)

* consists of me and Pot
( Maladicta, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:58, Reply)

Does Pot work at your place
or are you building up a mob to chase off your stalkers? If so, I'll volunteer.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Sadly not; a shame since I could do with moral support at work.
We settle for emailing each other and more often than not having Pokémon battles by email, too. All when my boss isn't looking!

All additions to the stalker mob are more than welcome :) take your flaming torch and pitchfork from the pile over there.
( Maladicta, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Thanks for letting me join
and am pleased you didn't assign me to the trouts-brigade, as I don't think I'd be able to handle the smell in this weather.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:23, Reply)

The trouts are deep-frozen in this weather
for maximum damage :) however, the heat is detrimental to their effectiveness.
( Maladicta, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:34, Reply)

You could make them more effective
by stuffing a snooker-ball in their mouths.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:37, Reply)

The impact would also force it out
for an added cannonball effect :D
( Maladicta, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)

But the cannon-ball would fire paralell to the surface of impact
but it would be useful if stalker-girl had an L-shaped face - you'd be able to hit her twice.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:47, Reply)

She has a very flat, shiny face.
So almost as good.
( Maladicta, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:51, Reply)

In that case
you'd have to let the ball ricochet off a wall and hit her just when she's falling backwards from the impact. If you keep spinning with your trout, you can score a 3-combo and hit her again with the trout.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Hat trick!
It's super effective!
( Maladicta, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Now that would make a good idea for a computer game
A trout and snooker-ball based beat-em-up. Stalker Girl's secret weapon would be the Shiny Face of Doom.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:09, Reply)

would there be a ZX81 spectrum platform?

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:39, Reply)

.
There wouldn't, but a ZX81 would be one of the things you could throw at your opponent.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:41, Reply)

kaol

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:19, Reply)