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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm so great.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:25, 56 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Well done you then

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:26, Reply)
Thank you very much.
I should lay out the rules straight though, I'm not really available for a 'relationship'.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:27, Reply)
That's ok, I don't date b3tans
I just fuck them up
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:28, Reply)
Thank you for your offer, but I'm going to have to politely decline.
Scrubs is on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:30, Reply)
Scrubs is rubbish
House is where the action is

Rubs thighs
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:36, Reply)
*unzips*
Bloody hell.

I need to stop doing this. Any opportunity and I'm unzipping.
(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:39, Reply)
Bring on the trumpets !

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:42, Reply)
Skin flute
shirley?
(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:43, Reply)
Man, I can't wait 'till I turn 16 !

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:44, Reply)
Ah...then I'll have to hand you over to
smathels.

More his type of thing I believe.
(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:47, Reply)
What do you mean? Am I not pretty?
:((((((
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)
I'm sure you're gorgeous
ah...fuck it.
(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:50, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:55, Reply)
hehe

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)
Fuck me! I want one!

(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:05, Reply)
i saw what you did there


*evil stare*
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)
I don't hear you complaining
;)
(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)
MONKEY TRUMPETS

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:43, Reply)
You are, aren't you?
*pats you on the head*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:26, Reply)
Patting on my head is my second favourite type of patting.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:29, Reply)
I'm enjoying it too.
Wht are you doing next Tuesday morning?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:31, Reply)
If you do my third favourite type of patting and my second, it's almost like my first, but not quite.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)
I can't.
It's too warm.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:35, Reply)
I would say it's somewhere between warm and hot.
I'm not sure where exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:41, Reply)
You are, Rosalicious.
You really, really are.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:29, Reply)
What colour is your panties?
I'm hoping you aren't wearing anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:42, Reply)
bluuuuuuuuuue

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:54, Reply)
Why? whats happened?

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:37, Reply)
What are you doing lurking over here?
And what are you going to have for breakfast tomorow?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:41, Reply)
lets see my lurkings are to prepare myself
and my breaky will consist of cereal and toast

what you having for female consumption?
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:49, Reply)
I had the last of the coco pops so I have to eat frosties tomorrow.
God, my life sucks so badly, I just wish I had a boyfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)
Well I'm sure if you move out from under the bridge you'll have no problems finding one!

(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:54, Reply)
i'm more of a cornflakes man
doing whatever a cornflakes man can
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)
You are great
Once you give me your address I'll be right round with all my stuff to move in.
(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:38, Reply)
020 7635 8528
163, Bellenden Road, Peckham, London, SE15 4DH

You should come over.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:40, Reply)
My word!
I'll fire up the Honda Accord and I'll be right over!
(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:44, Reply)
Do you live above the photocopier shop?

(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:46, Reply)
Above next door, Sam's Kabab.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:47, Reply)
MMmmm...I do like a nice beefy cleft

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:44, Reply)
I don't want to dishearten you, but I'm not really into that sort of thing, because the other girls at school will beat me up.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:47, Reply)
what bout your height and shoe size?

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)
All the fives, hehe.
Five foot five inches and size five.

What about u?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:53, Reply)
6ft high and 10 inch foot
average
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)
Hmmm
Bellenden Road, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, Reply)
You're great
and I'm fabulous. Together, we could be something that is the result of mixing great and fabulous. Grabulous, maybe.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)
That's not what you said last night you whore

(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)
And I meant it.
I love it when you touch me in that special place.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:55, Reply)
I like this.
Do you want to go to the park with me?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:52, Reply)
I've got some mad dog 20/20.
You can finger me if you want.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:54, Reply)
But all that meat!

(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:56, Reply)
Can I stick one in your bumhole?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)
Not on a first date.
Besides, I like to have rape fantasies first, and then tell the internet about it.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)
Oh, ok then, fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:04, Reply)
Mmmm rape
with creampie
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:09, Reply)
I'm too old for you, that's for sure.

(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)
who said i was talking bout you

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)

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