*is deterred*

( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My work here is done.

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)

How does it deter them?
Do you shove it in their faces?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:22, Reply)

Pretty much.
Although the beauty of mongs is that you say "Don't touch the cactus, it's really spiky" and ten seconds later they're running bleeding to the bathroom.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:23, Reply)

If this is in any part true
then this will be the best present I've ever bought.
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:24, Reply)

Erm
*hides patched up hand*
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:26, Reply)

It is a fine effort indeed.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Stay back!
I don't want your diseases.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:22, Reply)

*cowers*
*cocks head to one side*

Spare some food for the hungry?
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:23, Reply)

Tin of Felix suit you?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:24, Reply)

One takes what one can get

( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Why are you hungry, little V?
Have they locked you in the cupboard again?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Aye they have
The bastards. I managed to scrape together a pawful of fluff from behind the mugs but it wasn't particularly fulfilling.
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:29, Reply)

If you stop shitting behind the sofa
they won't have to punish you so much.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)

It's either behind the sofa
or in his pillow case.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Kaoltard

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:21, Reply)