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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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Certain people who believe themselves to be better than or above other need to be fucking shot.
I've seen something tonight that has in turn amused and angered me greatly due to someone's great lack of self respect, humility and brain cells in general. This person is a fuckwit of the highest order and needs shooting for the sake of humanity before they go on to cause further mayhem in their everyday mundane life. no I'm not talking about myself in case you were wondering

What has angered and entertained you at the same time recently?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:24, 146 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The waffling moronity of academics.
It is to tedious to explain why.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Is Moronity a word?
I think we need to consult an academic for clarification
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Yes let's.
Then we can have ten meetings about it and argue and whine about things that are purely theoretical and never likely to happen.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Oooh ooh can we?
I'll bring the party rings
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:36, Reply)

kaol

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:14, Reply)

Ooh, becky's angry.
What you angry about, becky?

And, to answer the question, nothing has really angered me recently. As for entertainment, I watched my fishes chasing each other in the pond the other morning. It was like Stingray but without the puppets or the smashing submarine.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:29, Reply)

You're weird.

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Like this is NEWS????

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Borked event link
Silly weird old people getting their links wrong!
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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:37, Reply)

What?

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Your sig
It's missing a /[event number] on the end.
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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Oh.
I'm a fuckwit.

*Edit* Fixed
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:42, Reply)

It's still wrong :p
:edit: Finally!
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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Better?
Pedantic twat!

:D
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Most certainly =D
I was going to sign up for no reason other than you having sorted it but realised going to a midweek bash in Manchester is hardly practical for me!
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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)

Poof.
You're so gay the Village People tried to write a song about you and then realised that the challenge was beyond them.

Have you sorted crash space for ancrenne's bash yet? I can recommend the Waterford Lodge as it's piss easy to find.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:06, Reply)

Nah we haven't yet
Should probably sort it out soon as August is much nearer than I thought!
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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Indeed.
Like, next month.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:48, Reply)

kaol

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:17, Reply)

Oh, I didn't answer the question properly did I?
Whilst watching the fish chase each other, I was also slightly narked to notice that the water is turning green again after it was clearing quite nicely.

Will that do?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Kaol

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

I had to fend of some fanciest last night
which is funny cause all of them are full of BS
but pissed me off since they could only complain about foreigners
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:36, Reply)

Again you fail to make any sense
Fuck off, there's a good lad
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:37, Reply)

meanie

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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Me?
It's not my fault his fingers are too fat and his brain is made of cabbage
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:56, Reply)

D:

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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)

I want to lick your face

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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Get yourself over here then lady
I got Jolly ranchers. CHERRY FLAVOUR ONES
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:02, Reply)

oh, I can get those anywhere

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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:03, Reply)

But these are mine, so they're like speshul and stuff
When are you coming over here?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)

I'm not too sure. I'm horrible at saving money.
I've been saying I'd come for a year now but I haven't even applied for a passport.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Well you work so you can afford one before I can
I've really got to sort one out though or I'll be relegated to this country for even longer
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:24, Reply)

kaol

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

I was at work until 19:20 tonight
So I missed going skiing. I'm also generally pissed off with how crap I am at making the most of my free time but that's my own fault. I'll get there with that one though...hopefully.
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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:39, Reply)

You're a bit rubbish aren't you love
ruffles hair
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Generally speaking
Yes.

Once we're past my birthday, if it doesn't look like I'm going to meet my target of trading by Jan 1st, I'll run myself into the ground to do so. I'd rather get a bit better at organising myself though and just get things done that way.
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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:42, Reply)

I went to try out bikes today
and the man in the shop let me ride the two bikes I wanted round the car park and then gave me pretty impartial advice as to which one he thought would be better for me. Then I drove all the way home without hitting any heavy traffic at all.

Oh, you wanted em to be angry. Sorry, I'm far too pleased with my soon to be bought new bike.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:45, Reply)

What did you go for?
Was it... YM?
(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:49, Reply)

No
it was VC.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:49, Reply)

VC and YM
sittin in a tree

F-I-S-T-I-N-G
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)

I don't think VC would do that
she's never seen a minge.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:06, Reply)

But she's expertly decided you're a cunt.

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

She's no lesbian
but she is incredibly astute like that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)

How do you think gayers manage?
They don't have minges. Besides, wasn't she a faux lesbinin for a while? So I'm guessing she looked at her own one for a while at least.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Probably not

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)

You think about her a lot, don't you?

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)

More than I should
but only when I'm making love to my wife.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)

Making love?
Haaaaaaahahahaha.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Okay
poking in the thigh with my flacid cock while she's asleep
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)

And then, Oops, oh are you awake...can we just spoon for a while baby?
I'll just put it here.

I know all the tricks young Al
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:25, Reply)

~~know~~
have fallen for
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Tru Dat

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Waaaaay too many times
head hanging in shame
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Just how I likes it

(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Oh, I say.
You're a horrid meat puppet, Buckfast, and no mistake.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)

But you'd do them in a moment
I would
(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)

I would not!
I have standards, you know.

They'd have to buy me a bag of chips and place a bet for me on the 3:15 at Kempton first. Then we'd be cooking.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)

What is it about the 3:15 at Kempton
that makes it the "go-to" race for such offers?

Enquiring minds.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Don't ask me.
I wouldn't know.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:00, Reply)

kaol

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Me?
Don't compare me to that inferior shit. I'm more like a fine Kopparberg
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)

A fine Klopper
and no mistake
(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)

You've been hanging out with Tourette's too much
You have.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:47, Reply)

Kaol

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

People who, despite being told yesterday that they can't do thing B without me doing thing A first,
and that they should ring me to do thing A whenever it's convenient for them, attempt to do thing B anyway. And fuck it up royally. And then call me and say in a pathetic voice "oh, it doesn't seem to be working". And make me waste chunks of my afternoon fixing their stupid mess.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Having a nice evening?

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Have you had
a spunk shower yet?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Nope. Have you?

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)

would you like one?

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:58, Reply)

I am now, thanks.
At home in a cool room with a cold beer :)
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Good news indeed.
For a minute there, I was worried you were still at work.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Nah,
I may be a masochist but I'm not going to stay in the office past 9.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Unless it's to have a really good wank

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)

For true masochism
do it with that cactus.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)

I've already injured myself on that spiky bastard twice.
I may make a little cage to keep it in. Out of paperclips or something.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Oops!
It was your idea.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)

I'm not complaining!
It is a useful mong-deterrent.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)

*is deterred*

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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:20, Reply)

My work here is done.

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)

How does it deter them?
Do you shove it in their faces?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:22, Reply)

Pretty much.
Although the beauty of mongs is that you say "Don't touch the cactus, it's really spiky" and ten seconds later they're running bleeding to the bathroom.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:23, Reply)

If this is in any part true
then this will be the best present I've ever bought.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:24, Reply)

Erm
*hides patched up hand*
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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:26, Reply)

It is a fine effort indeed.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Stay back!
I don't want your diseases.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:22, Reply)

*cowers*
*cocks head to one side*

Spare some food for the hungry?
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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:23, Reply)

Tin of Felix suit you?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:24, Reply)

One takes what one can get

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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Why are you hungry, little V?
Have they locked you in the cupboard again?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Aye they have
The bastards. I managed to scrape together a pawful of fluff from behind the mugs but it wasn't particularly fulfilling.
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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:29, Reply)

If you stop shitting behind the sofa
they won't have to punish you so much.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)

It's either behind the sofa
or in his pillow case.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Kaoltard

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:21, Reply)

That's what I call my left hand
because it's covered in spikes.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)

No no no
wank = sandpaper
anal beads = Cactus
fleshlight = meat mincer
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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)

Enough of your personal life!

(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Oh dear god, that really was more information than I needed there

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:26, Reply)

V has the smoothest dick ever.
But it's very narrow.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:33, Reply)

It'll never be the same again

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Nonsense!
Couple of coats of varnish, he'll be right as rain.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Use good stuff, mind.
When I put my hot cup of coffee on it, I don't want to stain it.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Into the realms of madness here
carry on
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)

My arse bleeds a lot though
Thinking about it now I should've said empty jars instead of cacti for anal beads.
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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:37, Reply)

YOU ARE JAR MAN

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:39, Reply)

OH FUCK I JUST LOST THE GAME
when I remembered Jar man
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)

You cunt

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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)

You fucking love it you girl
Now bend over for me
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:46, Reply)

*bends*

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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:48, Reply)

lubes up

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:50, Reply)

I hardly think that's necessary.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)

I was being nice, but if you think it's unnecessary...
delubes
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:58, Reply)

It's V, for pity's sake.
Rub some grit on it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:58, Reply)

But he'd enjoy that
We can't have that
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Take away his phone.
He'll cry.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:10, Reply)

Oh I like the way you think
takes notes
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:10, Reply)

Kaol

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:18, Reply)

DEREK JAR MAN!

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:44, Reply)

GTFO

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:44, Reply)

What?
I thought that was quite good.

That crash space we have reserved for you could easily be reallocated you know.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)

In that case...
it was quite good, You're right.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:51, Reply)

HA!
Bow down before my superior blackmailing skillz!

The shed is all yours.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)

Bloody northerners.
You just can't manage this out-of-cave dwelling business, can you?
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:56, Reply)

Be fair,
the climate is a lot harsher in the Frozen North. Normal houses are just crushed under the glaciers.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:00, Reply)

It's an en-suite I'll have you know.
There's a manhole cover just outside.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:02, Reply)

We're not supposed to call 'em 'manholes' anymore.
Unless you're talking about man holes.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:03, Reply)

Are we sidling up to each other again?
How long before we fall off, do you reckon?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:04, Reply)

Well it was fun last time...
let's do it again and see.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

OK
Are we there yet?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Are we there yet?

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Are we there yet?

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:07, Reply)

*breathes in*
*squiiiiiiiiiiiishes*
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:07, Reply)

Arrrrrrrghhhhhh!
*falls off screen*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:07, Reply)

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:09, Reply)

Bow before my superior 17" screen. Nothing falls off here

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Kaol

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:17, Reply)

Let's be honest, here.
~~empty jars~~
Kaol
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:47, Reply)

He'd have them prepped with formaline though
That one was empty when he started
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Kaol is empty.
He's gonna see all this tomorrow when he searches for his own name.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)

Because that'll be the first thing Kaol does when he gets online tomorrow
Searches for the name Kaol
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:59, Reply)

Whilst stroking his cock
named ~~Little~~ Teeny Tiny Kaol.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Do you reckon he sandpapers too?
Kaol I mean
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:03, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
Sand makes him cry, so he only does it when he wants a crywank.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Looking at polar bear porn?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Polar bears are there for admiring in a fear way, not in a wanking way

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)

I'm going to reply with 'kaol' to a few random posts to annoy him.
*wanders off*
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:14, Reply)

well we know you just do it cause your a cocktease ;)

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:44, Reply)

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