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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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V has the smoothest dick ever.
But it's very narrow.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:33, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
It'll never be the same again

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:35, Reply)
Nonsense!
Couple of coats of varnish, he'll be right as rain.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:36, Reply)
Use good stuff, mind.
When I put my hot cup of coffee on it, I don't want to stain it.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:40, Reply)
Into the realms of madness here
carry on
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)
My arse bleeds a lot though
Thinking about it now I should've said empty jars instead of cacti for anal beads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:37, Reply)
YOU ARE JAR MAN

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:39, Reply)
OH FUCK I JUST LOST THE GAME
when I remembered Jar man
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)
You cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)
You fucking love it you girl
Now bend over for me
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:46, Reply)
*bends*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:48, Reply)
lubes up

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:50, Reply)
I hardly think that's necessary.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)
I was being nice, but if you think it's unnecessary...
delubes
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:58, Reply)
It's V, for pity's sake.
Rub some grit on it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:58, Reply)
But he'd enjoy that
We can't have that
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:00, Reply)
Take away his phone.
He'll cry.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:10, Reply)
Oh I like the way you think
takes notes
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:10, Reply)
Kaol

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:18, Reply)
DEREK JAR MAN!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:44, Reply)
GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:44, Reply)
What?
I thought that was quite good.

That crash space we have reserved for you could easily be reallocated you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)
In that case...
it was quite good, You're right.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:51, Reply)
HA!
Bow down before my superior blackmailing skillz!

The shed is all yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)
Bloody northerners.
You just can't manage this out-of-cave dwelling business, can you?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:56, Reply)
Be fair,
the climate is a lot harsher in the Frozen North. Normal houses are just crushed under the glaciers.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:00, Reply)
It's an en-suite I'll have you know.
There's a manhole cover just outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:02, Reply)
We're not supposed to call 'em 'manholes' anymore.
Unless you're talking about man holes.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:03, Reply)
Are we sidling up to each other again?
How long before we fall off, do you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:04, Reply)
Well it was fun last time...
let's do it again and see.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)
OK
Are we there yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)
Are we there yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)
Are we there yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:07, Reply)
*breathes in*
*squiiiiiiiiiiiishes*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:07, Reply)
Arrrrrrrghhhhhh!
*falls off screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:07, Reply)
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:09, Reply)
Bow before my superior 17" screen. Nothing falls off here

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)
Kaol

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:17, Reply)
Let's be honest, here.
empty jars
Kaol
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:47, Reply)
He'd have them prepped with formaline though
That one was empty when he started
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)
Kaol is empty.
He's gonna see all this tomorrow when he searches for his own name.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)
Because that'll be the first thing Kaol does when he gets online tomorrow
Searches for the name Kaol
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:59, Reply)
Whilst stroking his cock
named Little Teeny Tiny Kaol.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:00, Reply)
Do you reckon he sandpapers too?
Kaol I mean
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:03, Reply)
Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
Sand makes him cry, so he only does it when he wants a crywank.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)
Looking at polar bear porn?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)
Polar bears are there for admiring in a fear way, not in a wanking way

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)
I'm going to reply with 'kaol' to a few random posts to annoy him.
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:14, Reply)
well we know you just do it cause your a cocktease ;)

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:44, Reply)

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