I Can Haz Bike PlsKaiThnx
I've just ordered my snazzy new wonder machine which will sit betwixt my thighs and move me faster than I ever dreamed possible.

A picture of it is here.

I'm very happy.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:00, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:02, Reply)

The handlebars resemble a steadying device
to better facilitate the receipt of bum-love.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:03, Reply)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
You'll be wearing lycra next.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I agree
It is a little bit gay
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I'm wearing lycra right now.
Anyway, I've seen you in lycra before. Don't claim you're better than me!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:17, Reply)

I don't ride a road bike
I wax my legs and wear lycra because I need to keep a man, not because I'm gay WITH MY BIKE!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Will you be shaving off all your body hair?
Waxing your legs and riding in the middle of the road?
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:18, Reply)

snazzy new wonder machine which will sit betwixt my thighs and move me make my cock do that pre-cum thing faster than I ever dreamed possible.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:23, Reply)

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY
YOU BASTARD INTERNET BULLYING CUNTOZOID
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:24, Reply)