Right ....Engage brains
In my head all of b3ta live in one large happy and cuntish village where they're all in-bred and have large distended testicles.

FACT.

What's your version?
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:22, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Whaddya mean version?
That's where you all are isn't it?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:24, Reply)

I did saw it was FACT
but I also know there are some delusional types on here who believe we all live together like Morecombe and Wise.
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:27, Reply)

There are certainly sects. (in Hypothetical B3taLand)
The people who like fluff and talking about breakfast.
The people who like fluff, talking about breakfast and bondage.
The people who aren't who they say they are, and are REALLY other members in disguise.
The people who aren't who they say they are.
The people who lurk.
The people who take the piss out of everyone.
The people who are the aristocracy.

So there would be FluffVille (with dungeon), MeatPuppet District, a fully functioning airfield, dark alleys, and burning pyres to place sacrifices for the OTverlords.

Me? Floating face down in the river. :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:29, Reply)

And those like me who haven't got a fucking clue what they are.

( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:30, Reply)

Fluff, breakfast, bondage
simple.
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:34, Reply)

I agree with most of that.
Except I don't usually eat breakfast.
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:38, Reply)

I like sects.

(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:30, Reply)

As soon as I wrote that, I thought there'd be someone who'd say that.
BAD PUNNAGE IS GREAT.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:32, Reply)

I think I'll be an aristocratic meat puppet

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:32, Reply)

Oh, and a zoo full of pandas

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:33, Reply)

Just so we can start up the
PANDATRON!
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:35, Reply)

You all exist
in my mind. Figments, that what you all are, figments. Artificial constructs, if you will.

*beep*

*wibble*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:40, Reply)

Then you could also in theory
throw us out of the window of your Lamborghini, in your mind.
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:41, Reply)

Already did.
In my mind it's a Lambourghini Cuntache.

See what I did there?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:47, Reply)

Embarrassingly no.

( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:48, Reply)

Very good!
It would surely be more likely to be a Honda Accord though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Honda Accord was soooo last week.
Retro is the way to go.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:57, Reply)

Aaaaaahhh
My finger




















The pulse
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:01, Reply)

so
we are all geordie meat puppets?
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:41, Reply)

Well, I better come out.
I'm not really an 18-year old girl.

There are no girls on the internet.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:42, Reply)

Me neither.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Nor me.

(bill, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:26, Reply)

I am
A girl. Not necessarily 18 (in age or size) either.

Did someone say "cake"?
(ChestyLaRue, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:01, Reply)

This is very philosophical for this stage of an evening DG
I need another five beers or so before I venture into existentialism, before falling asleep.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:43, Reply)

Not really
I've just awoken from a very deep and recharging sleep. It was a bit like coming out of the matrix, minus the gloop and the tubes sticking out of my back.

I'm probably just a bit disoriented.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:46, Reply)

*jealouses*
I've hardly had a wink of sleep all week.

Been way too hot and uncomfortable.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Me too.
Which is this afternoon's 90 minutes was so welcome. I now has wine and am about to cook fish for dinner, as befits a Friday.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:56, Reply)

Very biblical
I have beer and pizza.

The going out for more beer.

Then more beer tomorrow:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:02, Reply)

In my version of B3ta land
we all live in a large rambling house and we get together to eat scrummy meals and then have giant group hugs.

Then we all share what we're thinking about and who we love best of all.

Then someone from /talk comes in and fucks us all.
(ChestyLaRue, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:32, Reply)

ENTER WORMULUS

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Damnit!
Where's that HELLO LAYDEEZ! picture when you need it?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:46, Reply)

ENGAGE PANDATRON!

(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)