Aww
were you the nominated cool person then? :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

This is never the case.

( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:04, Reply)

You have boobs though
that makes you cool by default :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:05, Reply)

And they're nice ones too!

( Captain V, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:06, Reply)

:D
Hello you.
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Have you had a good weekend thus far?
I've been drinking cider on a boat and discovering that Bristol isn't a complete shit hole. It's largely a shit hole though but I'm getting told off for saying this so I'll have to strike it through.
( Captain V, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Yes, nice weekend so far, ta.
I went to a party in Bristol once. My friend and I locked ourselves in our bedroom to escape from two weirdos who were trying to chat us up. It was grim. Bristol is a shithole.
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Don't listen to him!
He hasn't seen enough of it. When he says Bristol is a shit hole he means my bedroom ceiling needs painting.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)

So why isn't he doing it?
Come on, honeymoon period is over - put him to work.
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:07, Reply)

He can't reach.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Hey V
You have an appointment with that French badger bloke. He's going to show you his jolly roger
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Que?

( Captain V, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Check the thread below
The HSH one
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:30, Reply)

.
Over here!.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:31, Reply)

This is true.
My boobs always enjoy a dance.
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:07, Reply)