Sods Law
It's lovely and sunny here. BBC weather says it will be sunny all day, if I put my washing out and go out for the day what are the odds it's going to start pissing it down?

Give me your sods law stories. Or just wibble filth if you like, but that's par for the course really.

Also a big squishy hug to Ma & Pa after reading Ma's post down there, you even made a cynical cunt have a little snffle xx
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:01, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you sure you want to put washing out?
really are you sure?
Are you sure?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:08, Reply)

gosh darn
Now I don't know
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Well I'm going out now, so I can't help you
soz love
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:13, Reply)

pft
You're no help at all. You're fired.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)

FIVE YEARS!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Well I've never had one

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)

I think
never having had one is better than having had one then not having one for five years.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Get some ribs removed
Then you can have them on tap
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Look at it this way
If it does rain, your washing will get an extra rinse.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

I went dancing last night. And drinking.
My washing's going out on the line and it'll bloody like it.
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:45, Reply)

WOO CLENDRIX!
Dancing you say? Was jiggling involved?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Sadly not.
It was more headbangingy than jiggly. But we had a good night :)
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:49, Reply)

headbanging
were you raaawwwwking it up?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:53, Reply)

I was!
I went with three male friends, all of whom had long hair and nerdish tendencies. It was fun. Got home at 4am so I'm just about ready for breakfast now.
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Aww
were you the nominated cool person then? :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:58, Reply)

This is never the case.

( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:04, Reply)

You have boobs though
that makes you cool by default :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:05, Reply)

And they're nice ones too!

( Captain V, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:06, Reply)

:D
Hello you.
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Have you had a good weekend thus far?
I've been drinking cider on a boat and discovering that Bristol isn't a complete shit hole. It's largely a shit hole though but I'm getting told off for saying this so I'll have to strike it through.
( Captain V, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Yes, nice weekend so far, ta.
I went to a party in Bristol once. My friend and I locked ourselves in our bedroom to escape from two weirdos who were trying to chat us up. It was grim. Bristol is a shithole.
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Don't listen to him!
He hasn't seen enough of it. When he says Bristol is a shit hole he means my bedroom ceiling needs painting.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)

So why isn't he doing it?
Come on, honeymoon period is over - put him to work.
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 14:07, Reply)

He can't reach.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Hey V
You have an appointment with that French badger bloke. He's going to show you his jolly roger
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Que?

( Captain V, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Check the thread below
The HSH one
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:30, Reply)

.
Over here!.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:31, Reply)

This is true.
My boobs always enjoy a dance.
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Afternoon peeps!
I'm slightly rough from birthday drinkies last night but it was a top, top do!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Afternoon beekers
Alas, my long-distance bashage is running out of steam, so I couldn't make it to Leeds to assist your birthday being celebrated. Hope you had a good'un.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Was so much fun!
Feeling most ropey today though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Wotcher Beekeroos!
Happy Birthday (sort of) you - couldn't come up because I wanted to be around in London for Wookiee's birthday. Glad you had fun though :)
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Wotcher Clenny
How was Wookie's birthday?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Hello Spak.
I bought him a cake and a rude card for Friday and then we went out drinking last night. It was good.
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Cake and rude cards
are better than the other way round. Once the rude cake is eaten, there's nothing left.

Alas, this weekend did not involve any birthdays, but I got the chance to walk my friend's dog.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Oh nice!
Walking is very much improved when one has a dog.
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Indeed, it is
Anyway, I'd better be making a move back home. See ya's later.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:20, Reply)

No worries!
Did you have a good 'un?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Yeh, it was fun and Wookiee seemed perky, so that was great.

( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Good stuff
Me and my brother stopped this big fat bloke from hitting on my friend Danielle by jabbing him in the chest and yelling, "Fuck off you fat cunt" at him repeatedly until his mate dragged him off.

Was certainly a giggle:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Haaaaaahaha
Well, a direct approach is usually the best idea.
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:50, Reply)

I thought he was properly going to kick off
But I felt drunkenly invincible, and my bro's a wee scrapper when he wants to be anyway.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)

It's the price you pay
but it sounds like it was worth it. I find that thinking of the memories of a good night out can ease the pain of a hangover.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Oh, many good memories:)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 12:46, Reply)