There's something about the look of pre-raphalite women that says.....
Take me now..... and from behind.
( girlinthehole, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:55, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Sometimes my mother says I look a bit like a pre-Raphaelite.
Other times she just says I'm fat.


Hehe, taking from behind...
I had to explain to a friend that anal and taking from behind are NOT THE SAME THING.
As I have the holy trinity of Things I Will Never Do (I Think). They are: smack, crack, and anal.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:57, Reply)

One thing I have learnt in life is never say never.
Edit - I'm more Rubenesque.
( girlinthehole, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:59, Reply)

This is
me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Haha!
I was going to say I was more Freudian.
( girlinthehole, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:03, Reply)

I'm really fucking sleepy anyway.
In other news, Cherry Berry Lemonade is AWESOME.

Not really sure what happened after I had one of those and 3 gins.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:06, Reply)

I thought it was Lucien Freud
I didn't want to guess in case I was wrong:S
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:07, Reply)

You don't know what you're missing out on love
And no I'm not saying which one
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Oh, it's definitely the smack.
I hear it's a riot.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Smack, Crack and Anal...
'I've got a great idea for sexing-up breakfast cereals!'
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Strangely enough, that's already been said.
Slagger's Delight?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I will buy this
and have breakfast three times a day.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Now with three exciting flavours!
Speckly letter Hs! Sugary rocks! And Chocolate Starfishes! Mmmmm!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:14, Reply)

That's actually brilliant.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:17, Reply)

I do try
Of course I frequently fail, but I'm all about the bouncebackability.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:36, Reply)

The only thing that might not be brilliant are the cereal equivient of smack
Though you can make up for it in advertising it as "lip-smackingly good"

I'll try and see if I can come up with anything better.

All I've got is "golden brown flakes"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:05, Reply)

You'd better go to the doctor.

( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)

*parps*

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Hmm cereal-based brown?
Speckly dragons? Foil wrapped for freshness?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Definitely like "foilwrapped"
You'll need-le this to start your day.
It's so good, it alters your mind and relaxes your sphincter.

Wait, what?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)

It's heading back down the anal route again...
Fnarr.

'Kick start your day with an injection of Smack, Crack and Anal cereal - it's grrrrrrrrrr give me your wallet or I'll stab you! Now foil wrapped for freshness'
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Smack your lips- it's time to crack open a bowl of SMACK CRACK 'N ANAL.
In your arse.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:34, Reply)