Ice-cream and soup
is what you want to eat, with maybe some bread in the soup to make it all soggy.

If I could choose my eyes I'd like to have gold with hourglass pupils.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:29, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Weirdo
the ice cream will melt really quickly in the soup. Unless it's gazpacho.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Silly
Ice-cream doesn't go with gazpacho soup, everybody know that.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Goat-eyes?

( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

why are goat eyes like they are?
they freak me out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Purely to freak you out.
Nah, as far as I'm aware it's to enhance peripheral depth perception.

EDIT: Wikipedia agrees.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Surely the devil himself
should be used to goat eyes?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:40, Reply)

The devil
has blue eyes and a charming smile
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

they're usually either rolled back in the head of gouged out
by the time they get to me.

I mean, what are you talking about?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Look at this!
Made me laugh, for some reason.
Goat pic.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

You disgust me

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

disgustcussed

+with his psychiatrist
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Wow
You really are the fount of all biology knowledge.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)

I just find out stuff that interests me!

( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)

I find
that's the best way to be.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)

That's precisely why they are the way they are,
just to freak you out.

edit - fuck kaol beat me to it on the freaky front.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:40, Reply)

I suppose
but not quite.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Did you ever read the "Dragonlance" books
there was a mage who had eyes just like that (I think his name was Raistalin).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Yup I read them
Raistlin was my favourite character.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

are they any good?
I need some new books to read.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

they're ok
not as good as a lot of fantasy stuff that isn't based on dungeons and dragons
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

They're OK
I read them years ago when I was playing DnD a lot. If you want a good set of books to read try The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, the Unbeliever Book 1 - Lord Foul's Bane, Book 2 - The Illearth War, Book 3 - The Power that Preserves.

I found these to be far better.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:00, Reply)

ta my lovely!
I'll try to get my hands on some copies.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I find thomas covenant too much of a whingy cunt
I prefer Donaldson's sci fi stuff, the Gap Series. Pretty dark though, especially the first one.

for fantasy I would recommend Robin Hobb's Farseer stuff, Tad Hamilton's stuff is pretty good. and you can't go wrong with Anne McCaffrey's dragonriders stuff for something a bit different.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

The Gap series is fantastic
Some of the best books I've read, very dark, and sometimes a bit unsettling. I do agree the Covenant is a whingy cunt though. Never read any Hobb's stuff, and I've never got into Hamilton or McCaffrey.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Hamilton is slightly far-fetched
the hero is a ginger.

the Robin Hobb stuff is very good though. unfortunately I've lent 2 (or 4) of them to someone and have no idea who. pissed me right off.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)

I'll have to pick
Some up the next time I'm in a bookshop then.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

ohh there's a bit of him in the library at school.
might have to borrow some. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:28, Reply)

it's a her ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Sedconded
And also the reason as to why I got a white gold wedding ring
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)

I thought so
:D
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:56, Reply)