No, it's because I'm a collosal racist.
A lot like Clendrix, except I can tell them apart.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

yeah yeah whatever. You're a massive cunt on the outside,
but I know there's fluff inside you somewhere. You were very nice and helpful to me once upon a time.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Uh Oh,
You've done it now. Exposing Al as a do-gooding fluffykin. Blood will flow.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Don't care.
I know I rail on at him for being a cunt a lot - just thought he should know I remember when he was nice - very far back in the past.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Before I got to him and turned him

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)

These days we only hang around with him for his pork sword(s)

( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Why'd you have to go and do that eh? Miserable cow.
I'm only kidding
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Don't apologise, she is miserable,
In fact, stop fucking apologising and clarifying your comments all the time, it gets very tedious.

If you're on b3ta it's a given that you probably don't mean half of what you say e.g. I don't really think Captain V should have no opinions, but I do think that Kaol is a vampire.

So go nuts, be mean to someone without meaning it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Sound advice young man, sound advice.
Now bend over and take your punishment like a ladyboy.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Fuck off Al

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)

But I don't like being mean to people you shitty jockstrap.
Better?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Well that just smacks of desperation
it's almost worse than the pandering.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Someone fireup the anti-pandertron

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Oh I'm a miserable cow?
Oh please. Do not get me started on the reasons why I consider you to be fucking pathetic and an oxygen thief...you'll only gaz me an A4 sized missive whinging and blubbering again.

Why doesn't the internet understand fuck off?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Love you too.
Lots and lots. And I'm not really fussed Becky - think what you like.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

No worries treacle, I will.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I like this
I've now recast Star Wars with becky as the emperor, al as vader and vc as luke and am watching all the juicy family turmoily bits in my head.

all very amusing. thank you.

/relurks
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:42, Reply)