I think I'd be the goddess of Buttons
I like buttons.

I'd sit in a room with bowls of them, sorting out my favourites. And whenever someone loses a button, they'd pray to me and I'd send them one that would fit.

Don't ask me to do buttonholes though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Clearly we'd need a God of Buttonholes
Who you'd either be at war with or sleeping with. Or both.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:31, Reply)

The application for said God
is now open.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:33, Reply)

*cough*
Not me, I'm busy.

Perhaps my sidekick? He's Agnostic and related to the AntiChrist) but might be able to assist.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Sidekick?
I'm a fecking sidekick?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Hurts, doesn't it?
:D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:02, Reply)

It's worse
You've not met the fucker.

To think I'm subservient to that cunt, grr
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:03, Reply)

I'm going to take a moment
To enjoy this.

*enjoys*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Grr
Children these days

*scoffs*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:13, Reply)

You're only about 3 years older than me :)
So *blows raspberry*, Robin.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Haha
That Robin reference is more accurate than you realise!

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( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Pffft.
Shush Spike, I actually have taste y'know.

And he tastes 'orrible :P

(contains lies)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Oi!
What's with all the BULLYING ON THE INTERNET?

*cries*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Ooh
If I were a thousand years younger...

says the God of Pandering.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Have we got a God of Pandas?
I could do that. I like Pandas
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:57, Reply)

...

( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Does he have wings?
He could be my angel :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Are you blind?
It clearly has wings.
You're too dumb to be a God.
Next.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:10, Reply)

they could have been klaxons

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Whatshesaid
Klaxons - that what they are
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Yeah, whatever.
If they weren't wings, how else would it fly around the world?
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Magic!

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)

That's the first time that's been used in relation to me!
*fans self*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Whatever,
That was directed at LiC :p
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Oh, I know!
He was pandering, and...and... you pointed out the fact...

Or was he?

I might go and delete this thread to save me some embarrassment.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:57, Reply)