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(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:14, 30 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

NEEDS MOAR INTERESTING

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)

You are interesting
enough my lover x
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)

Error no "End If" statement

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)

NERD
/that is all.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)

8B

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:34, Reply)

I'm sure there's a language where that'd be valid syntax
Python doesn't need end if (or then) but it'd need some whitespace and if in lowercase to be valid.
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)

$app = new App;
$user = $app -> session -> get('user');
if (! isset($user)) { $user = new User('12899'); $app -> session -> set('user', $user); }
$b3ta -> $app -> session -> get('b3ta');
if (! isset($b3ta)) { $user = new b3ta; $app -> session -> set('b3ta, $b3ta); }
$b3ta -> ChangeSection('qotw');
$b3ta -> ChangeQuestion('offtopic');
$b3ta -> getMainPage();
if ($b3ta -> get('latestPost') < date(
mktime(date('h') -1, date('i'), date('s'), date("m")  , date("d")+1, date("Y"))
) {
$thread = new Thread;
$thread -> newPost('What \'s For Lunch?', 'What did you have for lunch today?', $b3ta, $user);
}
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Ok, there are a few theoretical errors in there, but seeing as how this is all theoretical, fuck it.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I bet all the honeiz in da house are frothing at the thought of a guy who can write theoretical code.
I should actually now right the classes and database work.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)

{__.__}

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Nice Arse!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)

I like "{___.__}" rather than "(___.___)".
It shows the cellulite, far more realistic.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)

that was the idea ;o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Hah

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Oooh, my "" look like comedy wobbling signs.
I'm so awesome, like that.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:29, Reply)

an awesome cake-making chap :o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:46, Reply)

I love it when you talk Unix to me

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)

I've only been using OOP for about 6 months.
I'm still not convinced it's always easier.

OOP up side the head, said OOP up side the head.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)

*Trots out old binary joke*
There's 10 kinds of people in the world- those who understand binary and those who clearly don't.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Was that in your stand-up?

( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Nope.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Oh right.
I've not seen it, y'see.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)

There ya go
www.jamescartercomedy.com/
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:08, Reply)

I'm guessing
This is going to take a while for people to get bored of it.

/Still hasn't watched it myself, due to cringe-inducing memories.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:09, Reply)

You've nobody to blame but yourself

( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Oh cool!
Nice .gif!
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:10, Reply)

You can thank Friz for that one.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:11, Reply)

THANK YOU FRIZ!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:13, Reply)

THANK YOU FRIZ!

( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Thank Christ
or i would have to trow an old lady at you
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:27, Reply)