Today is/has been National Kissing Day and Shed Day
How many sheds do you have? I'm thinking of Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson from Monty Python.

Who have you snogged/would like to have snogged/intend to snog today?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:12, 41 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have 2 sheds & a cavernous cubby-hole.
I have snogged:
my mum
my dog (with tongues)
my son
my husband

When Reg the hamster wakes up I shall snog him too.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:13, Reply)

I don't have a shed but I do have a cellar.
I would very much like to snog a couple of guys on teh internet. One has a camper van and the other one is 7 years older than me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:26, Reply)

I have no sheds
We had one before the house was done up (the house was derelict and the garden was just ground-elder) but it was full of asbestos so it HAD TO GO.

I don't know who I would have snogged. Probably D, even if he looks like Thomas Turgoose at the moment.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:25, Reply)

I has no shed, although I did fight with a lawnmower - and won - inside one today
I would snog a manly man if he were here right now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:30, Reply)

I have no shed.
I have a walk-in cupboard that serves a shed-like purpose, though.

I snogged the catfaced creature yesterday and will repeat this tomorrow, but today is snogless, more's the pity.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)

What's it like?
Snogging a catface?
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:46, Reply)

*checks he's not about*
pretty damn fine.

Don't tell him I said that.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)

Bless his little cotton socks.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

*notices*

( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Busted

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:31, Reply)

I would imagine it's quite hairy

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)

tis all girlies off the internet on this thread
LEZ BEANZ R US
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:01, Reply)

If you weren't taken......and so short......
I would.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:02, Reply)

don't be so picky!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Yea blousie
You need to take a leaf out of my book!
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:28, Reply)

shut it, you!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:31, Reply)

Hey! Iz u bein hightist?
There's nowt wrong with PORGs y'know - especially when you drop them ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:47, Reply)

3 sheds and a garage converted into a workshop
I've not snogged anybody today :(
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:31, Reply)

I has snogged no one.
Who I would like to goes without saying.

I did give my colleague Vinny massive boobsquishy hugs for being all of the awesome though!
( Maladicta, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Nobody today.
Not even myself.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)

Erm, hang on
Something just disappeared there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)

Yeah.
There's a thread-deleter in the house.
*glares at V*
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:33, Reply)

Kaol you fucking thread deleter!
I'm starting to suspect that you're just Ed's meat puppet.
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:35, Reply)

You really do believe that I deleted the thread?
You're further beyond help than I realised.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:36, Reply)

We have two 8x8 sheds
one is metal and one is wood.

If I didn't have them my marriage would be over.
( Peej, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:24, Reply)

No sheds has Kaol
An elaborately furnished crypt has he.
Rhmmmm.
/Yoda
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:43, Reply)

Strong in him, the Force is.
Hhmmmmm!
( Maladicta, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:45, Reply)

*splutters*
Feel his wrath might we, when searches tomorrow his name does he.
Rhrmmmmmmm.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:48, Reply)

At work I will be.
Access b3ta there, I cannot. Gaz from my phone, I must. Cunts, o2 are. Hhhhhhmmmmmm.
( Maladicta, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:56, Reply)

With the dark side they must be
Rhrmmmmmmmmmm.
Clungetards are they.
Rhrrmmmm.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:07, Reply)

Agree with this I do.
Hhhmmmmmmmmm!
I do the Yoda voice at work since my boss likes it.
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:08, Reply)

I have snogged 3 sheds today

(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:49, Reply)