It's going to be a long week
I need some more sites in the vein of fmylife/mylifeisaverage/textsfromlastnight

Anything predominatly text based and funny. Please b3tans I am begging you, share the funnies.

Also hope you all have a nice day :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:22, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Two threads down,
But this made me laugh massively.
www.eveningstar.co.uk/content/eveningstar/news/story.aspx?brand=ESTOnline&category=News&tBrand=ESTOnline&tCategory=xDefault&itemid=IPED06%20Jul%202009%2023:41:52:010
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:24, Reply)

FUCK YOU, YOU TERRIBLE BITCH!

( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Gutted
You're unloved.
( Captain V, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I know.
AND she's bullying me on Gmail Chat.
Has been allllll day.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Oh my
I am so sorry. You know I love you more than anyone
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Hah!
IN YOUR FACE, CATFACE!
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Clearly you failed to detect the sarcasm

( Captain V, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Lies.
She just can't help the way she feels.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:02, Reply)

No sarcasm
I'm quite upset you'd think that of me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Kaol and V
Bugger off, you bitches.
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:05, Reply)

I think he's just jealous really.

( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Yea :(

( Captain V, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Why are you so fluffy today
It's unnerving.
( Captain V, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I'm always fluffy
*tickles Catface under his chin*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Not funnys, but I read.
www.gizmodo.com
www.boingboing.net
gadgets.boingboing.net
www.lifehacker.com
www.kotaku.com

errrmm... those are the main ones.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I need funnies
But thank you Gonz for posting your links. I shall look at them as well. Are you having a nice day? You are looking delightful
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)

It's not to shabby thanks =)
The fabulously georgous Celindrix brought me some breakfast, and then I did some more steps to becoming a billionaire.

I really like what you've done with your hair, did Vidal do it himself this time?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:34, Reply)

an old one but if you haven't read them before there are some classics
www.overheardeverywhere.com/pages/mostpopular.html
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Oh no
That seems to be blocked at work for some reason. But thank you Pyschochomp. You are looking delightfully manly today.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:29, Reply)

I've had a hair cut.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Looks delightful

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)

www.mydrunktexts.com
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Sweet
Thank you :) You are also looking delightful
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:33, Reply)

you lookin good, darlin'
*winks*

*finger guns*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

*giggles*
*slips you my number*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)

right oooooon

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I love Texts From Last Night.
I find it comfortingly familiar.

How about bash.org? (Would link it but I'm on the phone typing this.)
Edit- www.bash.org
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)

That's blocked by my stupid work as well
My you look sexy today!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Don't say things like that
It'll only make her more upset when I give her an honest opinion later.
( Captain V, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:35, Reply)

is that a euphemism, darling?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Nope

( Captain V, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:38, Reply)

and I like what you've done with your typing.
Very pretty.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:40, Reply)

imsobadatsex.com
less annoying than fml
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Ooh I used to read this
and then forgot about it! Thank you, your beard is looking lovely today
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

what's with all the fluffy niceties?
Fab norks you've got btw ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I'm always nice
I just don't feel I show it enough.

Thanks! Your norks are also amazing!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)

I can't think of text-based sites at the moment
but www.ugotgames.com/ is lots of fun!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Blocked :(
Stupid work. Your beard is looking lovely too!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:01, Reply)

It's new!
I've had it nearly 2 weeks now. My old one fell off about 4 years ago after about 8 years beardy usage.

Are they new socks you're wearing?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:06, Reply)

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
I say TGB, that's an awfully nice looking rack you've got there. Mind if I have a quick squizz?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Oh not at all
Squizz away. Have you done something new with your hair? Looks lovely
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Why thank you, I'm so glad you noticed

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:13, Reply)

How could I not
it's faaaaabulous
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:17, Reply)

that's a sister site to my link.
Stop copying me.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Here you go
www.choppingblock.org/
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Thanks Dok
I shall read that later at home it looks rather good!

My you're looking trim today!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Why thank you
MAy I just say that you are looking rather fetching yourself.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:25, Reply)

What's going on???
*Edit* I read that as 'feltching'. Oh God...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)