She ASKED
If you like I'll keep a log of everything I say, ever, and never repeat myself at all even when people don't hear me the first time.

:edit: FFS I thought no3l started the thread rather than applebite.
( Captain V, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:54, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

are you sure?
are you sure?
are you sure?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:55, Reply)

That would be grand
Also I'm pretty sure Apple is a she...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:56, Reply)

It's a SHE you tosser

(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Yea yea
I fixed it, ok?
( Captain V, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:57, Reply)

No
No it's not ok. I demand a written apology.

3000 lines of "I'm sorry I thought you were a man"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Fuck you badger man/woman/thing

( Captain V, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)

You're so mean
Gettinglaid regulary is supposed to make you more chilled out what the fuck is wrong with you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Erm
How long have you got?
( Captain V, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)

About twenty seconds.
There was a lot of cyanide in her coffee.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Excellent
Thanks Kaol. I'll have a brown envelope full of cash for you next time we see each other.
( Captain V, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Bitchin'.

( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:10, Reply)

I have
3 hrs 55mins
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Kaol was funnier
You suck.
( Captain V, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:06, Reply)

You being mean to me
feels like my cute little puppy suddenly turned into a wearwolf and mauled me.

I think you hurt me more than anything AL and Becky say about my vag. *cries in the corner*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Thank you.
But I'm actually Kaol.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)

OMG Me Too!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:00, Reply)

NO WAI
Me too
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)

With a sig like that,
You've gotta be.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Months of internet deception ruined
All because Ed didn't gaz me cock pictures :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Damn you Ed!
Damn you to hell!

All that pandering time wasted on an internet boy!

I was totally getting in there as well.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Thats what YOU believe.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)

That's what Hitler used to say too.
Now look at him.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Living it up with Elvis
And Michael Jackson.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:21, Reply)