Lets see...who's not online today?
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/5776354/Internet-stalker-tried-to-abduct-British-schoolgirl-in-France.html
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:10, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I fuckin' KNEW
That K2K6 was a creepy wierdo.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:12, Reply)

So, how's Tightly today?
Tightly? You around?
( thealternativefact, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Nah, he's Danish, not Belgian

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Pastries, waffles...
they're all the same - forrin and not to be trusted.
( thealternativefact, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Yeah
It's all that K2K6's fault!

What gets me was "The girl had been gone for about three hours, but her parents had not reported her missing by the time she was found."

How the shuddering fuck do you not notice that your kid hasn't been about for 3 hours?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:16, Reply)

That worried me
I would like to think that I would notice if one of my kids disappeared for that length of time.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:17, Reply)

At home it's one thing
but on holiday, she could have just gone to the pool or beach or something.
I used to go off in the morning and not come back until dinner time when I was a youngun.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:19, Reply)

It shows me that I'm right
The majority of people leave their brains at home when they go on holiday.

I regularly take my sisters kids to Cornwall, if they are out of sight for more than about 10 minutes we look to see where they are!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:25, Reply)

There's a difference between
looking for the kid and reporting them missing.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:30, Reply)

There's a difference between you and other boys
and it's your lack of a penis and the presence of a vagina
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Your "wit" is based on repetition isn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:34, Reply)

That's what Hitler used to say, and now look at him.
*falls over a dog*
*falls over a dog*
*falls over a dog*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Yeah
But 10 minutes isn't 3 hours! In that length of time the police would have been informed!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:02, Reply)

Anyone seen Ed recently?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:18, Reply)

He said he was off on an exhibition to the south pole

(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Are you sure
It wasn't an exhibition OF his South Pole?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:23, Reply)

I thought
That he was flying his Tornado in raids in Afghanistan.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:23, Reply)

He's exhibiting himself to the South Pole?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:24, Reply)

He's quite the exhibitionist.

( thealternativefact, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:24, Reply)

So I'm told...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:06, Reply)

I'm here
so its definately not me!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Maybe it's you
posting on your iPhone.
( WormuIus, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:35, Reply)

don't
you have an iPhone...?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:00, Reply)