Because I'm not Vipros.

( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you say that like it is a good thing
and not every link I post is to I love horses. and it's not my fault that so many people fall for it all the time.

it is possibly my fault that I find it so hilarious though

best line in that wiki article: "As there was no law against humanely fucking one horse, the prosecutors could only charge Tait with trespassing."
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:56, Reply)

but I've never seen the two of you in the same room at the same time....

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Clendrix has.
She'll back me up here.
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:59, Reply)

That's a little too convenient for my liking.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:00, Reply)

She was probably enjoying a bukkake session
and therefore not paying any attention.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:06, Reply)

it didn't look like it from where I was stood
however, for part of it at least I was on stage being blinded by lights, so it could've happened then.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:10, Reply)

lights hot streams of fresh jizz
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:15, Reply)

I had Holy Water and a crucifix with me too.

( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:16, Reply)

had holy water and a crucifix with me too was drunk and so don't remember much
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:19, Reply)

This is a fair point.
I remember "OMG! £4 for 4 vodkas! This is the best bar ever!".
*sighs*
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:20, Reply)

that place has closed down now due to it being mis-managed into the ground
and has been bought by Joss Stone's mum and is hopefully being turned into somewhere much better, like it used to be.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Holy water and a crucifix?
You?
In a lead-lined case I hope, or that would have been terribly risky.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Only works if you believe.

( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Surely, using them as a defence against The Adversary
implies a certain acknowlegement of Christian mythology.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)

you're assuming that Adversary believes in it as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I feel my planning was lacking somewhat, perhaps.

( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:36, Reply)

technically
you've never seen me in the same room at the same time as anyone, including you, so I could be any and all of the people you have met.


which is in fact the case.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:00, Reply)

way to headfuck my weekend, Vipros!
*peers around suspiciously*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:03, Reply)

He's just a man.
I've met him!
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:05, Reply)

No, he appeared to you as a man
he can adopt many forms, such as a serpent or a goat or a massive red horned creature covered in fire and with a spiky trident.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:07, Reply)

he appeared to me
as a goat
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:10, Reply)

for reasons that we will keep to ourselves
I no longer appear as a goat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:10, Reply)

that
may be a little too late
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:12, Reply)