It's a wet sunday morning, which can only mean one thing...

Anybody else not leaving the house today?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:13, 56 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Me!
I just got home for a Duran Duran concert and am drunk as all hell.
Am guzzling water like nobody's business but have to go to bed soon. Real soon.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:16, Reply)

sounds like you had fun!
which is good to hear x
i got a wee bit pissed on rum last night, just having a restorative coffee then i think i'll have a lie down...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:21, Reply)

sounds like you had a good time.
music + grog = ace. generally anyways!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:37, Reply)

.
Pity the concert wasn't like that video for The Reflex. Then you would have had an entire waterfall to guzzle.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Blair!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
/gives massive smooshy hugs.
/hands out banned cake and biscuits.

How's you pet?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:29, Reply)

VC!!!!!!!!!
i was wondering if or when you might show your hamstery wee face!
*hugs too tight and too long*
how's the mouth?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:33, Reply)

goodlyish
I ate proper food today - yay! toast. Took me a while but I made it! Still a bit puffy though.
Hows my favourite builderychef?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:36, Reply)

all the better for "seeing" you, my dear!
it's been a long and productive week, which yesterday became a long and drunken evening.
we had bacardi and coke, lamb's navy rum and coke, cobra beer, lamb and chicken kebabs on the bbq, then later on, sex on the living room floor! then again upstairs.
then again this morning.
gotta love the hangover shaggin'!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:00, Reply)

Me
I've just come in from a waking night shift, after working a morning shift yesterday morning. No sleep in 28ish hours now, so no moving for me today :D
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:30, Reply)

no sleep in 28ish hours?
grr, not good.
so are you a surgeon or something?
anyway, have a coffee!
*passes coffee*
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Heh! Nooo
Surgeons get more money. I just look after folks with pretty severe learning difficulties and behaviors and that, and we're very understaffed at the moment. And yes, coffee is nectar at the moment. How's you?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:36, Reply)

a wee bit tired today, cos of all what i've listed above...
so i'm not looking for sympathies!
having a nice day off...
think i'll have an omlette...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Ah, well there you go
Omlette time it is, clearly! And yeah, if you've gotta be tired, it might as well be from having too much fun
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:43, Reply)

trudat! normally i'm knackered from lots of hard work...
being a self-employed plumber.
this makes an interesting change...

so, this omlette...i reckon the leftover bbq'd red peppers wil do nicely! on garlic toast!

FTW ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Ah, fell asleep there.
Hmm. Omlette with red pepper sounds good. Kind of like a spanish omlette? I love that stuff.... Personaly my favorites for that are cold potatoes, omlettes and pepper. Self employed eh? Sounds like a pretty good setup, provided you're getting work and all. And I guess everyone needs plumbers
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Morning peoples
On Friday night, I was declared my company's meatball eating champion, and yesterday was spent on a cycling expedition trying to find shortcuts.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Yo Spazzmo!
how's it hangin', dude?
we were just discussing hard work/party tiredness.
and omlettes...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:49, Reply)

.
Hard work and party tiredness would be great of you woke up in a bed made of omlette. No need to get up for breakfast.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

and i'v just written you a poem inspired by all that...
Yo, yo, yo
his name is Spazzmo.
He's a geeky-dude
who likes to eat food.
But not kittens.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Hmm
I may get someone to read that out when I'm defending my title in the office meatball eating championship.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:06, Reply)

i took my style from Zepheniah meets McGonnegal...
doggerel-rough?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:09, Reply)

aha god that made me laugh.
ta love.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Well I was wondering what to have for breakfast...
But now it's easy - omelette it is. Also, I had a dream that I was in a comic strip in a newspaper, and a character from the strip above me was reaching down out of his frame and saucing me up one-time. It was cool!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Moorny Rooty
Sounds like you ended up in the video for "Take on me".
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Mornin Spak!
Noooo, much as I'd have loved to be running round with Morten, this dream was far more doity than that vid.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:20, Reply)

'ning Roota...
what you gonna put with the eggs?
i found bbq'd prawns and scallops to go with the red peppers.
and baby courgettes too.
nomtastic!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:23, Reply)

'right Badge!
Ham, mixed peppers, gonna put some dill in just to see what happens...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:26, Reply)

on toast?
or "naked"?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Naked
I forgot to mention cheese. I have to have a little cheese in my omelettes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

i got some cracking goats cheeses at Lidl a few weeks ago...
delish crumbled on top of hommelette then grilled...

mmmmmmmmmmmmm!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Lidl's good for cheeses
And continental meats. Cheap and decent quality. God I'm getting old...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:38, Reply)

i'm with you 100% there!
their black forest cured ham, sliced or piece, is excellent.
and their organic fruit and veg is better and cheaper than any of the other supermarket's.
and their beer too.
;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

goats cheese is win.
it's really really good with gnocchi too! /waaaaaants
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

indeed!
i must sort out some "soft-eating" recipes for you...my world-famous risotto etc...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Reocmmend smoothies there
Couldn't eat for days when I got my tongue pierced, was living on smoothies that I made.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I'm finally starting to be able to chew and stuff
although it makes my ear feel really weird!! I was so proud of myself eating toast this morning - it was fucking stupid how pleased I was :P

but ta muchly! gaz me recipes :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Perhaps
it was just the prevoisly unpublished X-rated version of Aha's video.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:26, Reply)

I'd have liked that
I loved Morten back then. I do think this was a bit more Aeon Flux than Take on Me. But Morten's welcome...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)

just gazzed you...
your thoughts please!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I am going to have to leave the house
Got to go home from the grandparents so I can get in to position for London next weekend... no way am I leaving the hotel though once I'm in it!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

this all sounds very mysterious...
a whole week in a hotel?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Sadly not all week
Just the weekend. If we could have afforded all week, I think we would have though.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:06, Reply)

holiday?
or subterfuge?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Bit of both
We're using the hotel to spy on the annual meeting of european nymphomaniacs.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:11, Reply)

oooh, business and pleasure!
a tastey mixture.
so how's tricks?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

It's all going well
Fun summer planned with fun people, and a few changes are likely to happen... changes that I have a small amount of control over after what feels like being spanged in the brain twice with the cast iron frying pans of realisation. But they're good and I am happy!

Hows the hangover removal going?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)

hangover all gone!
it is now time to face the world.
or at least my folks. this is always a bit tricky, seeing as my ma has parkinson's and she has bad days and not so bad days. let's hope today is a not-so-bad one!
over and out
B69
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Y'know, I was about to be all indignant
then I remembered I'm not European.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Well, yes. Not a european yet.
This is the lead up to the world wide one next month, which we'll also be observing. We anticipate your keynote speech with great interest.

Me and Maladicta are just watching this one to make sure things don't get too out of hand.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:36, Reply)

You'll have an ace time.
My speech eh? Christ I better get cracking!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:51, Reply)

right kids, that's me out of here...
eeny-meeny miney-moe,
catch an antipodean by the toe,
when it bites let it go,
eeny-meeny miney-moe...

which means i'm leaving VC in charge!

make sure the biscuits get shared out equally, i'll be dusting for crumb-prints later...

toodle-pip and hugs,
B69
;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)

/noms ALLLLLLL the biscuits.
YAY!! /dances

Have a good time Blaireau - I hope it's a good day with your folks :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Pig!
Better wipe all the crumbs from your cheeks before he gets back.

Have a good day B69!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:52, Reply)

oink oink
/cough cough

oh noes! swine flu!eeeeeeeeeeeks!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:54, Reply)

i saw that!!!
no bickies for vc next sunday ;-(
X
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:52, Reply)

awww :(
/regurgitates

do you want them now???
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:53, Reply)