Good Evening
I'm new around here too but I've had my shiny L stroked, which is a far, far better experience than anything else I've got to look forward to at home.
(MrHappy, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:31, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

c0m3dee acC0unt Lolz0rx

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:33, Reply)

Aww, will no one else stroke your shiny L?

( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:34, Reply)

go on then
you do it first
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:41, Reply)

I already did,
it's your go now.
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:42, Reply)

I don't want a go

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Eh, then I don't know.
Anybody? No?
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:51, Reply)

I'm enjoying it - anyone else?
You're all welcome to stroke the L of loveliness :)
(MrHappy, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Has a stroke
My L never got used, signed up then forgot about it for a fortnight...
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:50, Reply)

My L was used
'Used' as in being taken advantage of.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Has it had therapy?

( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:18, Reply)

.
Alas, it was shed many moons ago. He did end up getting therapy, and has now moved on with life. He even works for the Samaritans in his spare time.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)

I'm very happy for him :)

( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Hang on...
You have a shiny Labia?

How very odd. You should get that seen to.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:38, Reply)

.
Either that or it's one of them new-fangled Steampunk Labias.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Oddly enough
There are no relevant results when you type that into google (What? It had to be tried!)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:06, Reply)

And sometimes, you get horrible things from seemingly incongruous searches.
R.E.: Chocolate Feet.

This cover is the best thing ever. Apart from being slightly out of tune. Hmm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Holy crap!
We've discovered a gap in the market!

Should this just be a polished brass set of Labia, or would it also contain a steam-engine?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:17, Reply)