Question for you all
Who would win in a fight -

Dumbledore
or
Gandalf?

I've just been asked this, and I'm not sure. Gandalf is a dab hand with a sword, but Dumbledore is double hard with his mad magic skills!

ARGH!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:56, 44 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

This has to be the saddest "Who would win in a fight" question ever asked.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Whoever wins
You lose for asking this question...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Haha!

( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Oh dear
I dare you to ask me that on a Friday night!!!

We'd find out who'd win in fight between spikeypickle and Agnostic Antichrist.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Easy
You'd win the battle.

Your missus would find out you'd been beating me up.

You'd have to sleep on the couch.

I'd win the war.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I simply cannot believe people ask questions like this in real life.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Trust me
He would
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:14, Reply)

SADFACE

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)

Fucking hell. That question is so sad I think it's given me AIDS

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Good AIDS
or bad AIDS?
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)

First one, then t'other

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Double AIDS!
*legs it*
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)

To clarify
I was asked it by someone else, I just wondered if anyone had an opinion on it.

It's a shame people are so narrow minded that they can disregard such great pieces of literature(!)

I'll happily admit that Harry Potter is shit, but it's fun, easy to read, and passes an hour.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Personally I'd go with Gandalf.
He came back from the dead and you didn't see Dumbledore do that!

Jack Bauer could have both of them though.
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:17, Reply)

.
Good point on the death thing. Hmm.

I'll see your Jack Bauer, and raise you Seeley Booth
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I'll see your Seeley Booth
and raise you ... YODA.

Small he may be, but fuck you right up, he can. Hmmmm.
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Ah
I see your Yoda...

And I lose.

*runs*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)

A winner I am!
Hrrrmmmmm.
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)

May I chip in with
a Darth Sidious against your Yoda
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)

No
You may not
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)

I wasn't asking you
Mr 'I love Harry Potter and want to touch his bottom'
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Nah
It's Ron all the way!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)

You may,
Maladicta sent out Yoda!
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)

You do realise this is a complete stalemate
Yoda beat neither Dooku or the Emperor, although I suspect the Emperor would have won if Yoda didn't run away like a little green girlie.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:34, Reply)

In that case:
Yoda, return!
Maladicta sent out Lucy from Elfen Lied!
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)

I'll see your Lucy
And raise you Tetsuo
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I'll raise your Tetsuo
with Tetsuo II - BodyHammer

www.imdb.com/title/tt0105569/
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)

I'll see your Tetsuo
and raise you Inuyasha!
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Nah
I'll take a God anytime!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)

I'll see your Yoda
And raise you one JMG

I hear he's beaten up Mr. T. on several occasions
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:30, Reply)

I'll see your JMG
and raise you ... CHUCK NORRIS.
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Joins the game with General Aldo

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I would like to add Blade
to the mix.
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Hmmm
Batman (Red Rain)should do nicely I think
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Selene from Underworld.
Hot and badass.
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)

My missus
is hotterer and more badasserer, and she's real!

I win everything!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:54, Reply)

.
Crimson Mist was ace!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Dons UberNerd cap
Gandalf the Grey or Gandalf the White?

Must be clear about these things,





Oh and Belgarath would beat them both

*completes nerd duties*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Gandalf the White.
He's already died once so he's clearly invincible.
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:25, Reply)

I just read this again.
You win the prize for "Shittest Person On The Entire Internet: 14th July 2009".
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Sweet
How long have you held that award for now?

It's got to be 300 or so days, surely?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:56, Reply)

I'd guess at
1 year, 8 months and 30 days
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Nah,
I was lurking for a lot longer than that.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)

The prize was issued on the day you signed up!
I only had it for a short while then it was taken off me due to my ace number (55555)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:14, Reply)