What's in your nearest bin?
Since I just put a new bag in mine and had a mini-tidyup, mine has

plastic spoon
empty carton of apple juice
no longer valid set of pizza coupons
broken keyboard
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:36, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

one piece of chewing gum,
that is all.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:39, Reply)

I can't be bothered checking what everybody else put in
but I chucked in two snapped hair elastics, an empty yoghurt cup and a couple of cotton tips stained with charcoal.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:41, Reply)

My bin is full of rubbish.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:41, Reply)

perhaps unsurprisingly
with it being first thing in the morning in an office that is cleaned every night, my bin contains an empty bin bag.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Some skin
A Tissue

A plastic cup

A copy of "Ninja Academy 2"

Cous Cous

Ikea instructions for a spoon

Nigel Havers

EDIT: some line breaks...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Some old scalpel blades.
A banana skin.
Machine-coffee cup.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:45, Reply)

you should recycle that coffee cup
or use a mug,
you terrible excuse for a human being.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Didn't say I put it there.
I'd never drink machine coffee. Last time I did, from the machines here I got the squits something terrible.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I hope you filled in an incident report

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Nah.
No evidence that it was that coffee.
Other than my gut feeling.
*coat*
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:56, Reply)

I'd prefer
that he used the toilet.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:56, Reply)

The peelings from a clementine
A paper coffee cup
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:47, Reply)

You should recycle that coffee cup
or use a mug,
you terrible excuse for a human being.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)

That's the spirit

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Bollix

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Hah!
That cup could be made into another cup.
Or burned.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:56, Reply)

A banana skin
and a piece of paper. Nothing to get excited about really.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)

You never know

Ray Mears could probably make some sort of rudimentary telepotation device out of that.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Getting high from
afar?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

An empty packet of crisps
A white power lead
A black power lead
A Kensington lock sans key
A PS/2 keyboard
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)